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Tin Claw Dan
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What a pretty afternoon
Oh cool wait what
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Reading in public. (proformativly ofc. I hate Columbo but it’s better than Andrea Dworkin for letting women know I’m a real one.)
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Power went out for like an hour today, so I made a tv because god forbid I go without my stories
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Spending the next month in a hairshirt after misidentifying S03e01 of Columbo as S02e08.
September 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Scanners III (Dir. RFK Jr.)
September 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I like this cup because it thinks we’re friends. More cups should tell people they’re cool guys!
September 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
FBI showed up this morning with a printout of my Johnny English review and shredded my passport right in front of me
September 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Is this something? Is this anything?
August 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
🇺🇸🇺🇸🐧🫡🫡
July 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Ahh bloomin heck
July 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
June 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
June 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
@veternariandoctor is it healthy if my dogs nose looks so smooth I thought it was supposed to be bumpy? Thank you!
June 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Computer soup is delicious I don’t care about tech bros and doctors saying ‘stop eating computer soup.’ No!
May 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
May 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Been collecting Italian character actors for a while now and today I pulled a Speckled Vittorio Caprioli!
May 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Springcells be like “Noo you can’t declare a song of the summer! It’s still spring for another month.”

Summerchads can’t hear them over the Pyramid of Health blasting out the speakers.
May 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Story of my life brother
May 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Movies can be anything, even really really good!
May 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Reframe: 73% of souls have escaped the karmic wheel and reached nirvana!
May 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The 5 words every man longs to hear
May 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
April 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
March 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I have sinned I have sinned. But you come for the man the industry has called the boss for 20 years, you better not miss.
February 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM