I just door dashed Starbucks to the soccer field my kid's game is currently at. I have reached peak Vancouver soccer parent.

Today I was driving behind a car that had a sticker on it that said "(Taylor's version)" and I texted my sister and told her she should capitalize on having the same name as the world's biggest pop star, buy a bunch of those stickers, and put them on everything she owns.

Teen son just came to do the crossword with me, which we often do together. "Whoa, when did you get glasses, Mummy?" "Like. A year ago. I wear them every night." "....yeah I don't think so." So nice to be perceived.

Look how hip and with it I am, with my Blue Sky account. I'm so relevant. So mindful. So demure. No cap.