Amanda Day
@dayofamalia.bsky.social
Someone’s mom. Introvert. Pale. Everything makes me blush. Hiker. Music lover. 35. ✨🌿
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Amanda Day
@dayofamalia.bsky.social
· Sep 11
I’m staying on the dating apps just to make men read poetry at this point. 😝 Currently, they’re loving Mary Oliver. 🫶
My mom called me last night to ask why I was no longer in the church “because you’re going into surgery…” which reminded me, I really want to take my kiddo to the aquarium “because I’m going into surgery…” 🤍
January 1, 2026 at 4:06 PM
My mom called me last night to ask why I was no longer in the church “because you’re going into surgery…” which reminded me, I really want to take my kiddo to the aquarium “because I’m going into surgery…” 🤍
Making men read poetry before speaking to me is my favorite way to use dating apps 😂
December 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Making men read poetry before speaking to me is my favorite way to use dating apps 😂
Is anything real, Michael?
December 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Is anything real, Michael?
My mom’s only response was “Damn” followed by an AI video of a frog drinking a margarita (I can’t drink alcohol) 😵💫
December 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My mom’s only response was “Damn” followed by an AI video of a frog drinking a margarita (I can’t drink alcohol) 😵💫
I would get back on the dating apps, but looking at that many men in rapid succession makes my tummy hurt. 😵💫
December 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I would get back on the dating apps, but looking at that many men in rapid succession makes my tummy hurt. 😵💫
Inside of me are two wolves-
The list of things I’m eating while waiting for gallbladder surgery,
and the list of things I want to eat when this thing gets yanked out.
😂🐺
The list of things I’m eating while waiting for gallbladder surgery,
and the list of things I want to eat when this thing gets yanked out.
😂🐺
December 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Inside of me are two wolves-
The list of things I’m eating while waiting for gallbladder surgery,
and the list of things I want to eat when this thing gets yanked out.
😂🐺
The list of things I’m eating while waiting for gallbladder surgery,
and the list of things I want to eat when this thing gets yanked out.
😂🐺
Don’t ask me for advice about anything. It is 4:00pm and I’ve only just realized that I’m wearing my panties both inside out and backwards. 😆
December 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Don’t ask me for advice about anything. It is 4:00pm and I’ve only just realized that I’m wearing my panties both inside out and backwards. 😆
My problem with dating is I immediately want to give you a forehead kiss and buy your kids a Christmas present 🥹😩 #lovergirl
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
My problem with dating is I immediately want to give you a forehead kiss and buy your kids a Christmas present 🥹😩 #lovergirl
I joined this step challenge at work and comparing all of my coworkers’ data is my new drug 😆
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I joined this step challenge at work and comparing all of my coworkers’ data is my new drug 😆
The problem with company parties is that everyone has a couple of drinks and starts talking about {censored} with their coworkers 😳 #cardsagainsthumanity
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The problem with company parties is that everyone has a couple of drinks and starts talking about {censored} with their coworkers 😳 #cardsagainsthumanity
Me, a longtime single person: Maybe I should refer this out to a married person 🤔
The married person:
The married person:
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Me, a longtime single person: Maybe I should refer this out to a married person 🤔
The married person:
The married person:
At least I completed a task for once 😂
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
At least I completed a task for once 😂
Her intrusive thoughts won 🥹
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Her intrusive thoughts won 🥹
Taking all of my deep breaths on the weekends. 🌞
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Taking all of my deep breaths on the weekends. 🌞
The amount of random men hitting me up lately is honestly a wake up call bc why am I giving approachable 🤔
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The amount of random men hitting me up lately is honestly a wake up call bc why am I giving approachable 🤔
Stopppp this is the pop we want 👏 #lilyallen #westendgirl
November 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Stopppp this is the pop we want 👏 #lilyallen #westendgirl
Lily Allen’s lilting “…so I read your texts” in Tennis is exactly what I mean when I say I support women’s rights and wrongs 😂🫶 #lilyallen #westendgirl
October 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Lily Allen’s lilting “…so I read your texts” in Tennis is exactly what I mean when I say I support women’s rights and wrongs 😂🫶 #lilyallen #westendgirl
Dear HR: a short story of how I accidentally flipped someone off in the work parking lot 🥴
October 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Dear HR: a short story of how I accidentally flipped someone off in the work parking lot 🥴
Getting ads for butt lifting leggings while the administration is walking reporters out of the pentagon is dystopian af.
October 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Getting ads for butt lifting leggings while the administration is walking reporters out of the pentagon is dystopian af.
There are so many beautiful things about autumn in Texas 🤍
October 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
There are so many beautiful things about autumn in Texas 🤍
If you fumble our Mother we will still be making fun of you in the group chat 30 years later 😆
October 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
If you fumble our Mother we will still be making fun of you in the group chat 30 years later 😆
The kids are alright 🥹🫶
October 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The kids are alright 🥹🫶
If I start listening to Pump Up the Jam by Technotronic, give me a PHQ-9 💀
October 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If I start listening to Pump Up the Jam by Technotronic, give me a PHQ-9 💀
I just said “therein lies the rub” on the phone at work so I think I’m allowed to go home and re-evaluate my entire personality now. 😐
October 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I just said “therein lies the rub” on the phone at work so I think I’m allowed to go home and re-evaluate my entire personality now. 😐