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That's my first genuine LOL of the night.
December 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I accept this is a flippant response, but why does he sound like he's talking through a cheese grater?
December 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
He's right tho. You might as well ban walking at all, in case someone trips over a deer's leg and cripples it. That would ruin Christmas, not only for the deer, but for the shooter's family, forced to eat venison rather than turkey.

But then that's probably what this government wants.
December 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I wouldn't mind so much, but the way it gets further from grasp by the hour feels especially poignant.
December 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Do you need eye bleach to do that, or are they just photos of docs?
December 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Remarkable 👏👏👏
December 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
That's brilliant! I guess it's the new 'serving suggestion', in case you thought your tin of mushy peas also had fish, chips and a plate somehow included in the tin.
December 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It is a terrible state, when compassion and open-mindedness are considered controversial.

Then again, if heat pumps are, maybe it's no surprise.

Well done Robin; it's so sad to hear it, but you've surely done the right thing.
December 14, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Looking at the way that bead kitchen has been rucked up by the more distant fridge, I'm guessing this was Escher's nan?
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Not likely to have been fermented because Colchester is not known for its lactobacilli cultures? Works for me.
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Just you wait and see what Sir Robbie Gibb has to say about this! Oh, hang on...
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
In my long old living memory, immigration has been a talking point almost constantly. Every single administration has promised to tackle it, and not a single one of them ever has.

Why? Because they know that it drives the economy. Simple as that.
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Why aren't you taking my money already?!?!
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM