That's my first genuine LOL of the night.

I accept this is a flippant response, but why does he sound like he's talking through a cheese grater?

He's right tho. You might as well ban walking at all, in case someone trips over a deer's leg and cripples it. That would ruin Christmas, not only for the deer, but for the shooter's family, forced to eat venison rather than turkey.

But then that's probably what this government wants.

I wouldn't mind so much, but the way it gets further from grasp by the hour feels especially poignant.

Do you need eye bleach to do that, or are they just photos of docs?

Remarkable 👏👏👏

That's brilliant! I guess it's the new 'serving suggestion', in case you thought your tin of mushy peas also had fish, chips and a plate somehow included in the tin.

It is a terrible state, when compassion and open-mindedness are considered controversial.

Then again, if heat pumps are, maybe it's no surprise.

Well done Robin; it's so sad to hear it, but you've surely done the right thing.

Looking at the way that bead kitchen has been rucked up by the more distant fridge, I'm guessing this was Escher's nan?

Not likely to have been fermented because Colchester is not known for its lactobacilli cultures? Works for me.

Just you wait and see what Sir Robbie Gibb has to say about this! Oh, hang on...

In my long old living memory, immigration has been a talking point almost constantly. Every single administration has promised to tackle it, and not a single one of them ever has.

Why? Because they know that it drives the economy. Simple as that.

Why aren't you taking my money already?!?!