St John Karp
@dazzlepansy.bsky.social
Librarian, archivist, Egyptologist, ornamental hermit. Talk archives and mummies to me.
Opinions are my own and not those of the Divine Zorb, whose numinous wrath sometimes speaks through me.
Opinions are my own and not those of the Divine Zorb, whose numinous wrath sometimes speaks through me.
God, they were unfunny and racist 20 years ago. I can't think how they've kept their careers alive for this long. Matt Lucas's depressive, awkward presence on Bake Off always confounded me.
December 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
God, they were unfunny and racist 20 years ago. I can't think how they've kept their careers alive for this long. Matt Lucas's depressive, awkward presence on Bake Off always confounded me.
I wrote a camp queer sci-fi adventure comedy! It's puns and innuendo - in space! I just did a print edition on the Evil Site but ebooks are available on Smashwords.
a.co/d/bdjZ0vQ
www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
a.co/d/bdjZ0vQ
www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
December 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I wrote a camp queer sci-fi adventure comedy! It's puns and innuendo - in space! I just did a print edition on the Evil Site but ebooks are available on Smashwords.
a.co/d/bdjZ0vQ
www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
a.co/d/bdjZ0vQ
www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
Went to the alt text to find out who these people are. Still none the wiser.
December 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Went to the alt text to find out who these people are. Still none the wiser.
He dates her sister, Mona Key.
December 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
He dates her sister, Mona Key.
I haven't seen it either! It's just so *long*. I don't know if I can commit to that.
December 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I haven't seen it either! It's just so *long*. I don't know if I can commit to that.
"I won't look like an abusive arsehole at all."
December 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
"I won't look like an abusive arsehole at all."
Not if you could hang the shrimpmas wreath on the door.
December 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Not if you could hang the shrimpmas wreath on the door.
A shrimpmas tree! I know it sounds crazy but these rock.
December 14, 2025 at 9:08 AM
A shrimpmas tree! I know it sounds crazy but these rock.
Also, any love for the new cover? I've spent a ton of money on these in the past, but this time I just wanted something fun and minimal to get it out there.
All my books are priced to sell. Pick yourself up a bargain!
All my books are priced to sell. Pick yourself up a bargain!
December 8, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Also, any love for the new cover? I've spent a ton of money on these in the past, but this time I just wanted something fun and minimal to get it out there.
All my books are priced to sell. Pick yourself up a bargain!
All my books are priced to sell. Pick yourself up a bargain!
Study abroad student studies a broad!
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Study abroad student studies a broad!
STUDENT STUDYING ABROAD STUDIES A BROAD
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 AM
STUDENT STUDYING ABROAD STUDIES A BROAD
I threw up a little bit in my mouth. Hijacking human emotions to sell tech shit is abominable. Go touch grass.
December 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I threw up a little bit in my mouth. Hijacking human emotions to sell tech shit is abominable. Go touch grass.
What an interesting comparison. I'll buy it. Doctor Who is rather good at being unsettling but then also has to have a monster of the week that tends to be a bit silly. To bring it forward a bit, a friend just pointed out to me that "Rosa" was a perfectly good episode until the time-travelling Nazi.
November 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
What an interesting comparison. I'll buy it. Doctor Who is rather good at being unsettling but then also has to have a monster of the week that tends to be a bit silly. To bring it forward a bit, a friend just pointed out to me that "Rosa" was a perfectly good episode until the time-travelling Nazi.