He likes big big things, because they make him clap and laugh, from fire trucks to arches.

Look through the labels to the man, and it's clear who he is. A simple arrogant man who was never told "no" as a child.

And we elected him President.

Shame on us.

He has obvious thoughts that don't consider nuance.
He has simplistic solutions that don't address the depth of problems.

He announces by fiat because nobody ever said "no," instead of listening, learning, and creating agreement.

Let's stop pretending that putting an army of poorly trained vigilantes on the street, in masks, with a command to arrest brown people is even the slightest bit legal. Arrest them all.

If you agree, feel free to share.

Strip search them and do a body cavity search. And of course, take booking photos of every single one of them and publish them immediately. Let them spend the night in jail, and then try to prove to the judge that the person they grabbed was committing a crime.

Remember, being a law enforcement officer is an affirmative defense to the crime, not a presumption of innocence, meaning they have the duty to prove it. If they are grabbing people while wearing face masks and nothing but a "POLICE" patch, nothing to prove identity or department, arrest them.

Assign a police officer to follow every single ICE agent and ticket them or arrest them for the slightest transgression, from speeding to turning without a signal to traveling in vehicles with mis-assigned license plates, to assault, battery, deprivation of civil rights, and even to kidnapping.

Beta models are returning encouraging results, but rumor has it they’re working on a Mark II version which can be folded for easier transportation.

They’ve developed devices code-named “ladder,” and they are presently field-testing them to determine if they can be used to raise a human being above a wall and safely return them to the ground in the other side.

Good call.

Imagine if half the cars on the road had Mexican flag bumper stickers. The racist bully bastards wearing masks and ICE vests would devolve in mumbling puddles of goo from the combination of over-stimulation and lack of satisfaction. Think of it a Bigots Blue Balls.

Feel free to share.

Keep them busy.
Keep them nervous.
Make it harder to racially profile people by looking like the people they're racially profiling.

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*Everybody should have one these days, with the sh*t that's going on.

**Suggested answers include, "I had a great vacation in Cancun," "I thought it was pretty," of, if you dare, "I wanted to catch you in the act, congratulations!"

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2. Drive legally, at or under the speed limit, turn signals, etc.

3. Have a dash cam running at all times.*
4. Wait to be pulled over.
5. Video the reaction when you turn out to be as white as the driven snow, and record when they ask you why you have a Mexican flag.**

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