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DBloke
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Dude, bloke, fella, that guy and other ones I wont mention in polite company
An game playin, tea drinkin, thing watchin, wrestlin criticin, thing buildin, book readin, rantin ravein son of a smeger
The capture of Bigfoot - A boring film, bugger all happens that for some reason I didnt turn off, probably because it was just background noise whilst I wallowed in mehdom,
SPOILER They dont catch it, or attempt to
Just try to kill it
In a PG way
BR - Arse
October 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Finished Metro Exodus - A game series you play for the story and experience.
I tend to play games likes this and do things the way I would IRL and keep getting good endings
I should get the third book at some point
October 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Dog - Apocalypse - A "You have last of us at home" film, with very little "Zombie things" most of it seems to be set in the same area with a gang that I cant remember there motives, a real "Im doing other things so not paying attention to it" kinda film, no doggos tho
BR - Soft custard cream
September 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
When you lose a disc for a game and find it in a place that kinda makes sense
September 24, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Oriental Legend finished (I think hes saying "Thank you for rescuing me, I now need to take a dump"
A rather shit beat-em-up,has bosses with a "Continue" attacks, spamming magic attacks is the only way to hurt some, Well, at least at times it has boobies
BR - Mouldy one in the shape of Moulder
September 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Behemoth (2011) -
A Quite cheaply made monster film, one where bugger all interesting happens till the last half an hour. two people spend a lot of time in a cafe "Underground" (You can daylight out the windows), one where they use an RPG to kill this "THING THAT EXISTED BEFORE TIME!"
BR - Arse
September 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Dangle bub
#Parrot
September 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
MDK -
This game can be best described as "A mad ride" usually I take some screen grabs of stupid stuff, but with this one im going to say is play it, it comes from the Earthworm Jim guys, its only about 4 hours long, but its an often bonkers
Biscuit rating - Caramel hobnobs
September 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
An adbreak, during a ""P""LE
#WWE really is a load of shit these days
#Wrestlepalooza
September 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Thats #AEWAllOut finished and it was awesome
Over to #WWE #Wrestlepalooza, it might send me to sleep
September 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Highway 96 - An interesting story focused game where you play as someone trying to cross the boarder, but you have people to talk to and pick things to do along the way, really entertaining ride
Biscuit rating - Hobnob
September 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I needed a laugh today, I do kidna want it though
be nice to play on a Virtual boy that works
September 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
"Foot stuff" #parrot
September 9, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Herding done
A walking herding game, you can pet the things, a "Podcast" game, got stuck on one bit for far to long, that last bit on the mountain can fuck right off with its wind every 10 seconds, no combat, a few times where they do a thing or get attacked, its short
Biscuit rating - Rich tea?
September 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Sunday scratches #parrot
August 31, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Snug bub #Parrot
August 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Sausage roll eatan birb #Parrot
August 28, 2025 at 10:02 AM
August 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I edited a thing
August 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Spy hunter on Vita done
I think
Had an FMV, but no credits
At times can feel like the enemies just want to be dicks, has some tedious missions, turret sections are shit, story text bubbles that just pause the game get annoying, fuck exploding drones, its kinda ok
Biscuit rating - Half a rich tea
August 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Cant find this series streaming anywhere online
Off to Torrent sites, downloaded faster than I can watch it
August 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Watched it all a month or so ago, I like how it went into some of Blades past, some of the action wasnt bad.
This shot lives rent free in my head tho
August 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Flower on PSP Vita done
Controls are a bit iffy (I aint using motion controls)
Short and very hippyish
Biscuit rating - Digestive?
August 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Superfrog HD done
The ending was so short so didnt have time to snap a picture
The later levels will show you the TRUE MEANING of cheap
How do you like tiny red dots that make you fall? Probabliy onto some spikes? As we have those

Biscuit rating - Half a week old rich tea
August 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
LocoRoco 2 done,
This game is a vibe, it can be a little annoying/cheap at times when you jump to "Bump" a thing only for it to grab and take away a Roco, id rather it have a jump button than it be both triggers, apparently it has a 100% boss thing, I aint doing that
Biscuit rating - Digestive
August 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM