DW Brightman
@dbrightman.bsky.social
Look, it’s me. 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️🌈 Slowly X-iting Xitter (@dwbrightman). Sometimes write spooky things, but mainly work too much. Split between BC (near Vancouver) and OR (near Portland).
Or do you mean someone does want to?
I mean…Cthulhu cultists want to do the same, to destroy humanity.
I mean…Cthulhu cultists want to do the same, to destroy humanity.
December 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Or do you mean someone does want to?
I mean…Cthulhu cultists want to do the same, to destroy humanity.
I mean…Cthulhu cultists want to do the same, to destroy humanity.
I don’t follow. Why would humans want to set it free?
December 15, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I don’t follow. Why would humans want to set it free?
Cool! 👍🏻 Learning about sting vs. thud as well?
December 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Cool! 👍🏻 Learning about sting vs. thud as well?
Worst version of Mame ever
December 13, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Worst version of Mame ever
Is the elf still lurking? 👀
December 10, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Is the elf still lurking? 👀
Bringing saffron, cumin, and herbs.
December 10, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Bringing saffron, cumin, and herbs.
Tree worker at 1am?!
December 8, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Tree worker at 1am?!
Ooo, I got a free bonus
December 8, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Ooo, I got a free bonus
Wait, I thought the creepily-watching elf was part of the North Pole Fantasy Suite experience.
No?
No?
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Wait, I thought the creepily-watching elf was part of the North Pole Fantasy Suite experience.
No?
No?
Joe looks entirely computer generated to me.
December 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Joe looks entirely computer generated to me.
I hate AI slop but in this case will make an exception. 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I hate AI slop but in this case will make an exception. 🤣
How did I miss these hits?
Will K-Tel release a collection?
Will K-Tel release a collection?
December 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
How did I miss these hits?
Will K-Tel release a collection?
Will K-Tel release a collection?
I’m missing something here
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I’m missing something here
🤣
Kegsbreath is already trying to pin it on the Admiral. Now Trump is pinning it on Kegsbreath.
This is what happens when you put your trust in untrustworthy people.
Kegsbreath is already trying to pin it on the Admiral. Now Trump is pinning it on Kegsbreath.
This is what happens when you put your trust in untrustworthy people.
December 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
🤣
Kegsbreath is already trying to pin it on the Admiral. Now Trump is pinning it on Kegsbreath.
This is what happens when you put your trust in untrustworthy people.
Kegsbreath is already trying to pin it on the Admiral. Now Trump is pinning it on Kegsbreath.
This is what happens when you put your trust in untrustworthy people.
I had a hunch that was the reason
a black and white photo of a man in a hood saying no it 's pronounced i-gor
ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a hood saying no it 's pronounced i-gor
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I had a hunch that was the reason
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count von count from sesame street says 2ah ah ah
ALT: count von count from sesame street says 2ah ah ah
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I didn’t know that was a thing! 🤔
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I didn’t know that was a thing! 🤔
“…it wasn’t a deer.”
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 AM
“…it wasn’t a deer.”