dbtcooper.bsky.social
@dbtcooper.bsky.social
I’ve gotten so high that i got drug induced psychosis but ive never gotten so high that i had to call my grandma about it
March 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Whenever I remember that Italy and Albania are right beside each other I’m like whoa
March 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Absolutely no reason dor them to have a song this horny open.spotify.com/track/0NFYBi...
Handsome Devil - John Peel Session 18/05/83
The Smiths · Hatful of Hollow · Song · 1984
open.spotify.com
February 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
La fitness sent me to a debt collector lmao fuck you bro
February 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Every time i Remember twin peaks im like hmmm should i kill myself
February 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I wanna go on a dating app but all my good selfies aren6+ months old fml
February 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
“Where are my marks!!! Theyre two weeks late!!!” Mind your fucking business man
February 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
IM GOING TO LISBON PRIDE BITCHESSSSSSSSASS
February 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Ok im not fucking around which app are butch lesbians on these days
February 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
everytime i leave my house im like. i catn wait to go back to my beautiful apartment
February 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My boss confirmed that I can continue making 80k until June 2027 #poggers
February 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Need to stop binge eating
February 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
butches are peak male form
February 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Paid 4 dollars for an unripe pomegranate as if i go to fucking clown college
February 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Reposted
Tulip. Up Early
February 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
First thing you’re gonna do is get three waitressing job
February 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Bitches sre so jealous of my orca hair clip its insane
February 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Objectively such a hilarious lyric
February 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Its crazy how im everyones favourite. Getting my dads furniture delivered to me and got access to a fourth office. Ask and you shall receive
February 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Reposted
Cup of tea before bed. Might even have a biscuit lol
February 6, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Running late
February 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Considering you usually pick out things that are pretty mainstream and basic
February 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Ch*p*ll r**n (idk how to spell) literally just said Trans People Exist and everyones shitting their pants lmao
February 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM