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Life long Republican; never a Nazi.
Gamblers don't gamble to win. They gamble so they can gamble again the next day.
Life long Republican; never a Nazi.
Gamblers don't gamble to win. They gamble so they can gamble again the next day.
Breaking news: The Navy is splitting off a department separate from DARPA. This new agency is to be named PARPA or Piracy Advanced Research Projects Agency
December 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Breaking news: The Navy is splitting off a department separate from DARPA. This new agency is to be named PARPA or Piracy Advanced Research Projects Agency
Over Christmas dinner, a new prayer was heard in the Whites-First House. It starts like this: "Trump is the traitor I shall not fail. He bringith me bribes and children to rape."
December 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Over Christmas dinner, a new prayer was heard in the Whites-First House. It starts like this: "Trump is the traitor I shall not fail. He bringith me bribes and children to rape."
Boxing day is here! I hope traitor felon pedophile racist terrorist #47 takes a permanent nap in a padded box.
December 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Boxing day is here! I hope traitor felon pedophile racist terrorist #47 takes a permanent nap in a padded box.
Ohio governor, Mike DeWine feigned reluctance when he signed yet another bill to further disenfranchise poor voters in Ohio. The bill eliminated grace periods for mailed ballots and is ominously named, "A Lesson in Darkies Voting Rights"
December 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Ohio governor, Mike DeWine feigned reluctance when he signed yet another bill to further disenfranchise poor voters in Ohio. The bill eliminated grace periods for mailed ballots and is ominously named, "A Lesson in Darkies Voting Rights"
I heard a rumor that ICE is planning to roll out a new motto: "To Serve and Protect Whites. In Bigotry We Trust."
December 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I heard a rumor that ICE is planning to roll out a new motto: "To Serve and Protect Whites. In Bigotry We Trust."
Some in the traitorous administration have been heard chanting, "Trump is the Savior we shall not fail. He leads us to power and bribes."
December 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Some in the traitorous administration have been heard chanting, "Trump is the Savior we shall not fail. He leads us to power and bribes."
There is a rumor that some flunkies in the current traitorous administration are working to change US money to read either, "In Savior Trump We Trust" or, "There Is No God but Trump."
December 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
There is a rumor that some flunkies in the current traitorous administration are working to change US money to read either, "In Savior Trump We Trust" or, "There Is No God but Trump."
PSA for people with student loans in default: if you make one payment every 200 days, your loan will not be in default. Your wages should only be garnished if you are in default.
December 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
PSA for people with student loans in default: if you make one payment every 200 days, your loan will not be in default. Your wages should only be garnished if you are in default.
The second tranche of Epstein files shows just how hard the Trump injustice department is working to hide traitor felon pedophile racist terrorist Trump's crimes. More than half the evidence is stamped with FAKE NEWS, a clear sign that it is truthful and damning evidence of his crimes
December 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The second tranche of Epstein files shows just how hard the Trump injustice department is working to hide traitor felon pedophile racist terrorist Trump's crimes. More than half the evidence is stamped with FAKE NEWS, a clear sign that it is truthful and damning evidence of his crimes
Traitor felon pedophile racist terrorist Trump announced, "No educated person voted for me, so fuck those with student loans!" Then ordered the administration to begin stealing people's paychecks.
December 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Traitor felon pedophile racist terrorist Trump announced, "No educated person voted for me, so fuck those with student loans!" Then ordered the administration to begin stealing people's paychecks.
The Navy announced that a new class of warship will be named after Trump. I present, the "Treasonous Democracy" destroyer.
December 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The Navy announced that a new class of warship will be named after Trump. I present, the "Treasonous Democracy" destroyer.
I heard a great joke: "A traitor, a felon, a pedophile, a racist, and a terrorist all walk into a bar. The bartender greets him and asks 'What drink would you like President Trump."
December 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I heard a great joke: "A traitor, a felon, a pedophile, a racist, and a terrorist all walk into a bar. The bartender greets him and asks 'What drink would you like President Trump."
At least 16 files have been illegally removed from the Department of Injustice website. The DOJ (inJustice) announced, "All removed files have been classified Top Secret." They also stated, "we are not permitted to confirm that top secret Epstein files demonstrate Trump's illegal actions."
December 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
At least 16 files have been illegally removed from the Department of Injustice website. The DOJ (inJustice) announced, "All removed files have been classified Top Secret." They also stated, "we are not permitted to confirm that top secret Epstein files demonstrate Trump's illegal actions."
ICE (a.k.a. the presidential bigotry force) released a statement about their increased presence in Columbus, Ohio: "We will carry out the president's laws with maximum bigotry."
December 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
ICE (a.k.a. the presidential bigotry force) released a statement about their increased presence in Columbus, Ohio: "We will carry out the president's laws with maximum bigotry."
When asked if changing the Kennedy Center name without congressional action was legal, Pam Bondi answered, "His highness Trump's word is law!"
December 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
When asked if changing the Kennedy Center name without congressional action was legal, Pam Bondi answered, "His highness Trump's word is law!"
A new flag was briefly spotted at the Navy OCS in Newport, Rhode Island: a white skull and cross bones on an otherwise black flag. It was taken down after 27 minutes because it was "too honest, too soon"
December 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
A new flag was briefly spotted at the Navy OCS in Newport, Rhode Island: a white skull and cross bones on an otherwise black flag. It was taken down after 27 minutes because it was "too honest, too soon"
Traitor felon pedophile racist terrorist Trump is at it again. Apparently, the job of president is just too difficult so he installed himself as the chairman of the Kennedy Center, a job that (perhaps) even an idiot can do.
December 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Traitor felon pedophile racist terrorist Trump is at it again. Apparently, the job of president is just too difficult so he installed himself as the chairman of the Kennedy Center, a job that (perhaps) even an idiot can do.
Breaking news: a growing number of congressional Republicans are reviewing the use of amendment 25 to "remove that idiot". It is unclear if they are referring to Trump, Vance, or perhaps both
December 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Breaking news: a growing number of congressional Republicans are reviewing the use of amendment 25 to "remove that idiot". It is unclear if they are referring to Trump, Vance, or perhaps both
I was a fan of Archer Aviation, but I dumped my holdings after they started talks with Saudi Arabia; I can't support a company that does business with terrorist nations. Unfortunately, I'm close to dumping all my US holdings for the same reason.
December 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I was a fan of Archer Aviation, but I dumped my holdings after they started talks with Saudi Arabia; I can't support a company that does business with terrorist nations. Unfortunately, I'm close to dumping all my US holdings for the same reason.
Yet another Republican pedophile Trump supporter, Joe Campbell, has been arrested for child sex abuse.
December 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Yet another Republican pedophile Trump supporter, Joe Campbell, has been arrested for child sex abuse.
When traitor felon PEDOPHILE racist terrorist Trump declares war on Venezuela under false pretexts, remember that he is doing this to distract from the release of the Epstein files in two days.
December 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
When traitor felon PEDOPHILE racist terrorist Trump declares war on Venezuela under false pretexts, remember that he is doing this to distract from the release of the Epstein files in two days.
Here is a summary of every Grammarly commercial ever: "I suck at writing, so I cheat with AI"
December 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Here is a summary of every Grammarly commercial ever: "I suck at writing, so I cheat with AI"
The EPA made two changes to their website recently:
1. They erased fossil fuels as a cause of climate change.
2. They changed their name to the Environmental Propaganda Administration.
1. They erased fossil fuels as a cause of climate change.
2. They changed their name to the Environmental Propaganda Administration.
December 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The EPA made two changes to their website recently:
1. They erased fossil fuels as a cause of climate change.
2. They changed their name to the Environmental Propaganda Administration.
1. They erased fossil fuels as a cause of climate change.
2. They changed their name to the Environmental Propaganda Administration.
The rats are fleeing the sinking ship! A group of Republicans sided with patriotic Democrats to force a vote in ACA subsidies against the wishes of traitors Mike Johnson and Trump.
December 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The rats are fleeing the sinking ship! A group of Republicans sided with patriotic Democrats to force a vote in ACA subsidies against the wishes of traitors Mike Johnson and Trump.
The markets are declining for the fourth straight day. Congratulations MAGA hat idiots, your choice of fuhrer is working hard to destroy the American economy. That idiot still believes that China pays the tariffs he so stupidly levied on Chinese goods.
December 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The markets are declining for the fourth straight day. Congratulations MAGA hat idiots, your choice of fuhrer is working hard to destroy the American economy. That idiot still believes that China pays the tariffs he so stupidly levied on Chinese goods.