Dan Castrogiovanni
dcastrogiovanni.bsky.social
Dan Castrogiovanni
@dcastrogiovanni.bsky.social
Animator, Non-League Football Sufferer, Enjoyer of Certain Music
Lennie Peters' microphone technique is second to none.

Chas & Dave's Christmas Knees Up for proof!
December 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Nativity 3 is unbelievably shit.

1 & 2 are shit, but the third is ridiculously piss poor.
December 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Elon Musk is a bigger dweeb than you think he is.
December 11, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Calls everyone else thick...

Believes hooligans.

😂
December 5, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Elves on The Shelves and Gonks can get to fuck.
December 3, 2025 at 9:10 AM
If you've been shopping in the B&Mses and gotten an earworm from the marvellous Chris music there, here's their playlist...

share.google/xTfITMo8BCUA...

All together now...

"Soon it will be here Christmas..."
Spotify – Web Player
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December 3, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Why on earth do certain footy teams insist on taking all their mates to stand ON the pitch during a match?

At least there's no actual bikes in this one, but deary me...

Zero class TBF.
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
One day my #Farage picture will catch on.
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I could be rewatching Barry, but instead I'm watching #ManUtd be absolutely fucking useless once again.
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Liverpool's form this season can only be down to the Arne Bounce...
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Not sure about this lad. Something seems off.

#ToTP
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Just pissed myself at this guy.

#ToTP
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
She wasn't scheduled to perform this week but she was camping out in the ToTP studio trying to avoid Chris Evans's predatory advances, so they told her she had to make herself useful.

#ToTP
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Didn't she look happy before she was groomed by a paedo?

#ToTP
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
What do you call a confusing Australian singer with shit songs?

Natalie Imbroglio
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Reposted by Dan Castrogiovanni
Town marksman Taylor Prescott looking good in the new retro @saints1890.bsky.social 96 style shirt. Nice to see a return of the town crest

#getthebadgein #COYS #sthelens

📸 Photos from St Helens RLFC official Facebook

Taylor is kindly sponsored by @the_clone_roses
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Ha-la-pen-wahs

That's how I pronounce jalapenos because you have to make your own fucking fun.
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Oh Bubba!
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Football jugglers are the fucking worst!

I'd rather watch an impressionist.

And impressionists are the fucking worst!
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Top 10 greatest songs ever.

#ToTP
November 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Mr Beast is a dweeb.
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
For the first time ever, my Fantasy Football team isn't shite.
November 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Some Nduja in a frying pan
1 tin of Chopped Tomatoes
Salt
Bit of Honey
1 tin of Lidl Taco Mixed Beans
4 eggs
White pepper
Finish under the grill
Nice thick toast from a fancy loaf

"You'd pay good money for that!"
November 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Predator Badlands looks unbelievably shite.
November 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM