Daren Chapin
@dchapin.bsky.social
Ah well, not realizing the import of what one is saying and not consuming much news is probably par for the course for a chief executive, and is totally understandable if you are *checks notes* president of a think tank
I like the rhythm of this paragraph because each sentence is like Sideshow Bob stepping onto a new rake
December 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Ah well, not realizing the import of what one is saying and not consuming much news is probably par for the course for a chief executive, and is totally understandable if you are *checks notes* president of a think tank
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
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Hope to see a Portland band calling themselves Unusual Noise and playing outside the ICE hq soon
JUST IN: A federal judge has blocked DHS from enforcing a new prohibition on “unusual noise” outside a government building in Oregon, saying it unconstitutionally criminalizes and chills free speech storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
December 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Hope to see a Portland band calling themselves Unusual Noise and playing outside the ICE hq soon
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"there's a new serif in town"
🎵It must be nice
It must be niiiiice
To have Washington as A.I. 🎵
It must be niiiiice
To have Washington as A.I. 🎵
Oh good, Glenn Beck has created an AI George Washington. You will be shocked to learn that the AI George Washington created by Glenn Beck sounds exactly like what would happen if Glenn Beck built an AI George Washington to sound exactly like Glenn Beck.
December 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
🎵It must be nice
It must be niiiiice
To have Washington as A.I. 🎵
It must be niiiiice
To have Washington as A.I. 🎵
The Ozymandias reply thread is proof that we could turn Bsky into what was great about Twitter 1.0 if we wanted to
here's the story of a man named ozy
who was busy with two vast legs made of stone
they were meant to stand there for forever
yet they were all alone
who was busy with two vast legs made of stone
they were meant to stand there for forever
yet they were all alone
and on the pedestal, these words appear:
my name is harry, and this is david
look on our works, ye mighty -- and this pear!
my name is harry, and this is david
look on our works, ye mighty -- and this pear!
October 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The Ozymandias reply thread is proof that we could turn Bsky into what was great about Twitter 1.0 if we wanted to
The Brian Lehrer Show just did a call-in segment on listeners' morning routines and it's a humbling exercise in selection bias. Every caller is like, well my alarm goes off at 4am, then I do some Tai Chi, read for 20 min, then hit the gym for an hour so I get back in time to walk the dog before work
October 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The Brian Lehrer Show just did a call-in segment on listeners' morning routines and it's a humbling exercise in selection bias. Every caller is like, well my alarm goes off at 4am, then I do some Tai Chi, read for 20 min, then hit the gym for an hour so I get back in time to walk the dog before work
Is it time to post that Neal Brennan video? I think it is. youtu.be/WOSqCjMRXWA?...
October 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Is it time to post that Neal Brennan video? I think it is. youtu.be/WOSqCjMRXWA?...
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well don't I feel stupid
It's finally happening
youtu.be/59s5bzLCngQ?...
youtu.be/59s5bzLCngQ?...
September 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
It's finally happening
youtu.be/59s5bzLCngQ?...
youtu.be/59s5bzLCngQ?...
Mirror in the bathroom recompense
For all my crimes of self defense
For all my crimes of self defense
OUR BATHROOM MIRRORS ARE VITAL TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY
September 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Mirror in the bathroom recompense
For all my crimes of self defense
For all my crimes of self defense
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Do you guys ever think about how if Keiko ever left him, he’d be Solo Dad O’Brien
November 25, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Do you guys ever think about how if Keiko ever left him, he’d be Solo Dad O’Brien
Actually, felt pretty good to go
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Actually, felt pretty good to go
Oh sure mister I-have-8-arms-and-no-internet-access, do tell
September 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Oh sure mister I-have-8-arms-and-no-internet-access, do tell
Wordle 1,535 2/6*
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Finally they use one of my starter words as a clue and today I used a different starter words. So close to having 1'd, and yet so far
🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Finally they use one of my starter words as a clue and today I used a different starter words. So close to having 1'd, and yet so far
September 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Wordle 1,535 2/6*
🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Finally they use one of my starter words as a clue and today I used a different starter words. So close to having 1'd, and yet so far
🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Finally they use one of my starter words as a clue and today I used a different starter words. So close to having 1'd, and yet so far
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
I was only able to read half of this during breakfast but it's already one of the craziest stories I think I've ever read. I remember the headlines from this story when the news broke but the details are bananas. We've broken the back of reality. nymag.com/intelligence...
The Crypto Maniacs and the Torture Townhouse
How two men charged with an outrageous kidnapping scheme introduced a new kind of crime to the city.
nymag.com
August 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I was only able to read half of this during breakfast but it's already one of the craziest stories I think I've ever read. I remember the headlines from this story when the news broke but the details are bananas. We've broken the back of reality. nymag.com/intelligence...
Well this one is easy
August 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Well this one is easy
Government by the Stringer Bell rule wapo.st/4kjmqsn
The first rule in Trump’s Washington: Don’t write anything down
A new culture of secrecy in government is taking root – among career staffers and new political appointees alike.
wapo.st
June 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Government by the Stringer Bell rule wapo.st/4kjmqsn
*does a tentative little dance*
June 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
*does a tentative little dance*
Weather Underground map is showing quite the break in this heat wave only in central Pennsylvania. Glitch, or wild corner case of the Borsuk-Ulam theorem?
June 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Weather Underground map is showing quite the break in this heat wave only in central Pennsylvania. Glitch, or wild corner case of the Borsuk-Ulam theorem?
Hard to believe given their knowledge of probability and statistics
May 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Hard to believe given their knowledge of probability and statistics
Sorry what season of Black Mirror is this? I stopped watching when Andor dropped
Mark Zuckerberg says Meta's chatbots will supplement your real friends: "The average American has fewer than 3 friends ... but has demand for ... 15 friends" (h/t x.com/romanhelmetg...)
May 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Sorry what season of Black Mirror is this? I stopped watching when Andor dropped