Healing ur inner child as a millennial looks like 4 days cleaning, painting & reorganizing ur eldest's rm cuz a) he didn't realize he could & B)u were always told u could only have white walls for resell value. My inner child is so happy it's indescribable. My eldest is so happy. It looks fantastic.

No one is above the law... Unless you sell kids to for-profit prisons, or you embezzle millions from your city, or you do crack in white house meetings after evading taxes and getting guns illegally.. but don't you guys dare say Delay, Deny, or Depose cuz 15 years..

I like to blame my big boobs for the reason I spill on myself every meal.. but I don't know man, maybe I just wasn't taught to use silverware properly.. maybe this is my parents fault, not mine. 🤔

My mouth be running as if I ain't less than 5 feet tall. It's a chronic problem. I am not working on it. 🤷‍♀️

So we're all in agreement. Calories stop counting at 10 pm local time and don't start again until Monday morning. Pass it on.

Nerds arguing over whether Die Hard is or isn't a Christmas movie 🎄 is a better main event than whatever that was... 😶

Things I ever thought I'd Google as an adult...."is my crested gecko happy? Does he need a plant? Can a crested gecko play in a Boston fern?" 🦎💚🌱

All hail potato! ♥️

I committed a crime today 😁🌿

Things that made me happy today... Jumped outta my comfort zone. Raised my celery leftovers and spotted leaf clippings to potting, and achieved another Avocado seedling that got potted. 🥰♥️

My husband is an artist who makes orreries (clockwork planetary models) out of metal and glass. When I was struggling to finish my novel, he made me a deal: if I finished the book, he'd make me an orrery based on the world of my novel.
It's freaking BEAUTIFUL.

I got my beer, I got my snacks, I got my big dog to protect me... it's time to watch a scary movie.. gonna find out what's wrong with the children...

Please share.
His name is Martin Zamora & he's missing.
He's from Medford, Oregon.
Let's get this young kid found Bluesky ❤️

Had a client reach out and tell me she's sending me two more clients. She was a referral herself and now she's sending me more. This just feels so 🥰♥️💲🤑

Tadley Cooper got his own haunted house. 🦎👻🏚️🖤

Pretty much 😅