dieselsmurfel
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Love to misspell the company in the first sentence
January 15, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Love to misspell the company in the first sentence
lmao those $50k bonuses are never happening
January 15, 2026 at 2:32 PM
lmao those $50k bonuses are never happening
Team point total o/u was 84.5 and preseason Cup odds were +15000. I wonder how these people function in real life.
January 14, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Team point total o/u was 84.5 and preseason Cup odds were +15000. I wonder how these people function in real life.
Sirianni ages in dog years though so he’s really closer to 60 now
January 6, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Sirianni ages in dog years though so he’s really closer to 60 now
You can make the bets but only 5 mins before getting dropped off in a military hot zone
January 6, 2026 at 10:51 PM
You can make the bets but only 5 mins before getting dropped off in a military hot zone
Delightful that Matt Patricia is just skating by tonight too
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Delightful that Matt Patricia is just skating by tonight too
I valet parked Jim Thome’s Mercedes when he played for the Phillies, also tipped $20
December 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I valet parked Jim Thome’s Mercedes when he played for the Phillies, also tipped $20
If you can’t enjoy a sentient Poptart fleeing a team of Mormons hellbent on eating it, why even watch sports
December 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If you can’t enjoy a sentient Poptart fleeing a team of Mormons hellbent on eating it, why even watch sports
Already have the lead!
December 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Already have the lead!
Thinking about Lane Johnson hurling Packers or Niners 2nd string pass rushers into the Jetro lot
December 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Thinking about Lane Johnson hurling Packers or Niners 2nd string pass rushers into the Jetro lot
Twitter cooks brains example #79267
December 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Twitter cooks brains example #79267
Do audiobooks count as reading?
December 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Do audiobooks count as reading?
Yeah and I asked Kate Beckinsale out for drinks
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Yeah and I asked Kate Beckinsale out for drinks
Pat Kraft trying to enter Lasch Building after losing Campbell
a man wearing a black t-shirt with the word jets on it is standing next to a trash can .
ALT: a man wearing a black t-shirt with the word jets on it is standing next to a trash can .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Pat Kraft trying to enter Lasch Building after losing Campbell
I’m sure he’ll land on his feet at the FDA
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I’m sure he’ll land on his feet at the FDA
These are just lies spread by the time machine lobby
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
These are just lies spread by the time machine lobby
“John Smoltz’s investment advisor” sounds like a Seinfeld B-plot involving Newman
November 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
“John Smoltz’s investment advisor” sounds like a Seinfeld B-plot involving Newman
Wtf did I just read
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Wtf did I just read
Is Eisman the only one of those guys not to go full permabear?
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Is Eisman the only one of those guys not to go full permabear?
My kingdom for an assistant coach who played Madden growing up
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
My kingdom for an assistant coach who played Madden growing up
He seems more likely to be the next Ohio State reclamation project
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
He seems more likely to be the next Ohio State reclamation project
One for each quarter of Broncos/raiders last night
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
One for each quarter of Broncos/raiders last night
5 day free Fubo trial would get you from Indiana drubbing PSU tomorrow to Sixers/Celtics on Tues
November 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
5 day free Fubo trial would get you from Indiana drubbing PSU tomorrow to Sixers/Celtics on Tues