My cat just scratched my face and slapped me in the penis and I just said ALRIGHT

lmao i just watched "There will be blood" and then i see elon with his 4 year old in oval office. there's no fucking way dude...

amazing

"Mr. Musk, I love that you're a white nationalist, but you're retarded"

musk is 100% the king of america. and then his baby son will be the next king. if you don't believe it then go do something about it. we're in some game of thrones type shit with the oligarchy

holy shit i found the very same formanta guitar Dzhimi Khendrix used to play the USSR national anthem durning Vudstok in august 1969! they killed him afterwards because he was left handed :(

oh jesus christ i got a little bit too excited about googling the san antonio spurs historical championship run and
i ended up with some marvel fanfic shit!!!

i figured that my first post should be pretty epic, so i decided that maybec i should