de-hum-de-vamp.bsky.social
@de-hum-de-vamp.bsky.social
Dragon fruit flower
August 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Sometimes failing can be for your own good.
August 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
We went through COVID, some survived, others didn't. It's now 2025, people who are ill, are still wearing masks over their mouth only, "because it's hard to breath with the mask over my nose".
The right people didn't die.
August 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The little things that count.
June 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
No woman work on the Monday after Mother's Day.
May 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
For some this is how they earn for me it's how I relieve stress... In a legal, safe and healthy way
May 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Black mirror really pushes the envelope of reality.
April 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Fried plantain and fried banana
April 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
April 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The water is flowing out from the rock
April 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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can anyone who's good at weekdays tell me if tomorrow is friday
March 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Why’d you put that sentence in though?
You could write a 5 paragraph essay with references and a woman will still highlight one sentence and tell you that you hate her.
March 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My partner and I were doing some financial reviews and found some old salary slips... What we were paid then, is what we spend now just buy groceries...
March 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Imagine living on an island for over 10 years, driving your own car to and from work and not knowing the place at all. You only know the way to work, church and supermarket.
January 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Going home so I can remove the wasp nests while my parents are at church.
January 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Your periodic reminder that every single company, esp the larger ones, can afford to pay employees significantly more. They're amassing wealth they don't need, while people struggle for basics. There's no reason for it other than they enjoy watching others suffer. Most of them are psychopaths.
January 11, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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With that being said.......

Hi, I'm a Mortgage lender. Repost and spread the word #mlo #Mortgages #RealEstate
November 14, 2024 at 4:05 AM
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Effective immediately “broke” is no longer a part of my vocabulary. And will no longer be used to describe my financial status.
January 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

Anywhere in the galaxy he'll find me.
January 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM