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⚠️ 1000+ offensive jokes
👉 search “Dead” on the app store
how do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool?
turn it upside down
turn it upside down
September 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
how do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool?
turn it upside down
turn it upside down
what’s the worst part about going to a gay picnic?
all the hot dogs taste like sh*t
all the hot dogs taste like sh*t
September 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
what’s the worst part about going to a gay picnic?
all the hot dogs taste like sh*t
all the hot dogs taste like sh*t
why did the gay men get kicked out of the bar?
they were ejected for exchanging blows
they were ejected for exchanging blows
September 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
why did the gay men get kicked out of the bar?
they were ejected for exchanging blows
they were ejected for exchanging blows
how many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
two: one to screw it in and another to stand around and say "FABULOUS!”
two: one to screw it in and another to stand around and say "FABULOUS!”
September 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
how many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
two: one to screw it in and another to stand around and say "FABULOUS!”
two: one to screw it in and another to stand around and say "FABULOUS!”
why couldn’t the blonde dial 911?
she couldn’t find the eleven
she couldn’t find the eleven
September 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
why couldn’t the blonde dial 911?
she couldn’t find the eleven
she couldn’t find the eleven
what did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
are you sure it’s mine?
are you sure it’s mine?
September 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
what did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
are you sure it’s mine?
are you sure it’s mine?
what did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?
thanks for the refill!
thanks for the refill!
September 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
what did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?
thanks for the refill!
thanks for the refill!
what do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
pull the pin and throw it back
pull the pin and throw it back
September 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
what do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
pull the pin and throw it back
pull the pin and throw it back
what is love?
the delusion that one woman is different from another
the delusion that one woman is different from another
September 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
what is love?
the delusion that one woman is different from another
the delusion that one woman is different from another
what do you give a woman who has everything?
penicillin
penicillin
September 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
what do you give a woman who has everything?
penicillin
penicillin
what's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
a knife has a point
a knife has a point
September 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
what's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
a knife has a point
a knife has a point
how do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?
she fits into your wife's clothes
she fits into your wife's clothes
September 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
how do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?
she fits into your wife's clothes
she fits into your wife's clothes
what word starting with "n" and ending with "r" would you NEVER want to call a black person?
neighbor
neighbor
September 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
what word starting with "n" and ending with "r" would you NEVER want to call a black person?
neighbor
neighbor
what did the black woman name her 5 kids?
tyrone, tyrone, tyrone, tyrone, and tyrone. she tells them apart by their last names
tyrone, tyrone, tyrone, tyrone, and tyrone. she tells them apart by their last names
September 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
what did the black woman name her 5 kids?
tyrone, tyrone, tyrone, tyrone, and tyrone. she tells them apart by their last names
tyrone, tyrone, tyrone, tyrone, and tyrone. she tells them apart by their last names
how does a black woman know if she’s pregnant?
she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton is picked off
she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton is picked off
September 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
how does a black woman know if she’s pregnant?
she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton is picked off
she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton is picked off
how do you starve a black woman?
put her food stamp card in a book
put her food stamp card in a book
September 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
how do you starve a black woman?
put her food stamp card in a book
put her food stamp card in a book