Eli Blair
deadalive6328.bsky.social
Eli Blair
@deadalive6328.bsky.social
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HTX
Any pronouns are fine
Indigenous
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Musician
Funny guy
Hulkamania or Macho Madness?? Hurry, it's for a job interview.
March 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My small collection
#guitars #guitarsofbluesky
March 20, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I heard bluesky likes #cats, so this is Spooky (legal name: Penelope Pookawitz) and Tort (Tortoise Louise)
March 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
There are two types of people at a workplace. Those who can't take a dump at work, and those who show up only to take dumps.
March 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Things (1989)
After I was born in 88, everyone generally agreed things couldn't get much worse. Until 1989, when a movie was released that was so Canadian, the VHS sleeve was denim. This movie is an endurance test, folks. You've heard of "so bad, it's good"? Well get ready for "so bad, it's bad".
March 18, 2025 at 11:04 AM
A Where's Waldo audiobook where every chapter is fifteen minutes of room to be followed by "there he is!"
March 17, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The one good thing about all of the pre-dawn joggers in my neighborhood dressing in only the darkest of black is that I can be sure that none of them are Anesh Kapoor.
March 17, 2025 at 11:50 AM
February 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It's been 40 years since the Muppets took Manhattan, and we are only just now starting to rebuild.
January 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM