[puts off doing a thing for waaaaaaaay too long]
[finally does the thing]
[doing the thing was very easy actually]
[experiences relief]
[obviously should have just done it right away]

Surely I'll learn my lesson for next time!

Narrator: He will not

With David Lynch gone, the task of What @maxscoville.bsky.social Will Look Like When He's Old will now have to be achieved in real time by Max himself. Solid template, though, ya gotta admit.

I've been following @dieworkwear.bsky.social long enough to know that this list is useless without an appearance by the Ralph Lauren Polo Bear

I don't remember why I have a saved ebay search for "Donkey Kong Jr Pez", but it has to be because of @scottbromley.bsky.social, right? www.ebay.com/itm/13481207...

Millie Bobby Brown implies the existence of Vanillie Bobby Brown

Walter White / Walter's whites

Days where Jimmy Buffett was alive & Steve Harwell wasn't: 7,320
Days where Steve Harwell was alive & Jimmy Buffett wasn't: 3

Yesterday's Wordle. I'm counting this is a Bob Barker tribute.

So, the reason I use Dead Bothans (other than "it sounds cool & would be a good band name") requires knowing a bit more about the species than you get in Return Of The Jedi; they prize information as a source of power & influence & also tend toward paranoia & selfishness. So, y'know...social media.