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dan vs
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And don't you "margarine" me!
got a brand new pencil sharpener today!
December 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Reposted by dan vs
every time you don't use ai i drink 1000 glasses of water to make up for it
December 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
alright bitch i dont care #DeadheadChristmas
December 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
listening to the ads on my transistor radio because i feel bad for the voice actors
December 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
lou reed ai phonk edit
December 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
old woman accidentally gets prescribed the gooner vicodin:
December 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
silencing my wife by saying that the family dinners are giving off dying mall vibes
December 21, 2025 at 9:31 AM
we need an open source tax client.
December 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
if you can draw beautiful feet, you can light up the world.
December 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
December 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
i dont feel safe here im scared
December 18, 2025 at 8:13 AM
therapy is a super hitler scam right
December 18, 2025 at 7:24 AM
im the horny pirate and im ready to fuck
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
how my bitch looks at me when that mini b usb cable comes out
December 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
it's so cold
December 9, 2025 at 6:07 AM
there was a 20th touhou game?!
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
another year, another wrapped!
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
i refuse to stand against Manic Pixie Dream Girls and the benefits they give us
December 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
beat off and cum onto ganon’s beautiful face
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
We are Proship Kirk.
November 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Proship is lord.
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
i stopped my american primitive fingerstyle guitar to hear this!
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
the future is so bright
November 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
November 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
had a dream where i talked to robert crumb yesterday which means he’ll probably die soon
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM