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Teemu Selanne ate my pubes once
good call I am going to need to take a long walk right now I am fucking shaking
December 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
so yeah I'll get right on returning those calls yep any minute
December 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
"here you can get your PTO for the year though. 17 hours! that's a whole week of work!"
December 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
no holiday pay. no hours at all from 3-5. and my boss tells me it is because I DIDN'T GO TO THE CHRISTMAS PARTY THAT THEY FAILED TO TELL ME ABOUT
December 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
so yeah I didn't go to that party since I wasn't in the know at all. The office cleared out 1. My boss hands me a stack of work on their way out the door and I wrap my day up at 3. At least I get two hours of time and a half, right?

cut to today while my boss runs payroll
December 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
at least I can turn that off now
December 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
a crowd sing along to creed? we may need to go to war with Texas after all
December 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
this team is so fucking bland. good thing we got a great farm system. oh wait
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
caca peepee strikes again
December 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
who the fuck is calling this game
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
this is boring!
December 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
there’s a few stories there and while I do share every awful thing about me, those ones are probably staying quiet (though BoC folks may remember one)
December 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
my blood pressure and anxiety never mixed well with that uh soda
December 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM