David Heckman
@deadeyedave3.bsky.social
Makes words for video games
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
@vanhollen.senate.gov I'm a constituent. I vote. I am outraged about the Kids Online Safety Act, a name as misleadingly propagandistic as the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. It won't keep kids safe, it will empower the fascist surveillance state. Don't fall for "think of the children"
October 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
@vanhollen.senate.gov I'm a constituent. I vote. I am outraged about the Kids Online Safety Act, a name as misleadingly propagandistic as the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. It won't keep kids safe, it will empower the fascist surveillance state. Don't fall for "think of the children"
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to post. There are 387.44 million users on my hand-made block list. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of usernames it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at
September 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to post. There are 387.44 million users on my hand-made block list. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of usernames it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at
Jhostynxon Garcia @actualnames.bsky.social
August 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Jhostynxon Garcia @actualnames.bsky.social
Reposted by David Heckman
That's me I'm the coroner
That's me in the spot
light
Doing my dissection
Trying to find a cause of death
For this hurt lost and blinded boy (boy)
Oh no I said too much
I shouldn't talk to press
That's me in the spot
light
Doing my dissection
Trying to find a cause of death
For this hurt lost and blinded boy (boy)
Oh no I said too much
I shouldn't talk to press
August 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
That's me I'm the coroner
That's me in the spot
light
Doing my dissection
Trying to find a cause of death
For this hurt lost and blinded boy (boy)
Oh no I said too much
I shouldn't talk to press
That's me in the spot
light
Doing my dissection
Trying to find a cause of death
For this hurt lost and blinded boy (boy)
Oh no I said too much
I shouldn't talk to press
W.I.L.L.O.W.
Wanderer
Intruder
Lurker
Loner
Outlaw
Warrior
Wanderer
Intruder
Lurker
Loner
Outlaw
Warrior
August 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
W.I.L.L.O.W.
Wanderer
Intruder
Lurker
Loner
Outlaw
Warrior
Wanderer
Intruder
Lurker
Loner
Outlaw
Warrior
If a genie gives me 3 wishes, my 1st wish will be "perfect knowledge of the 2 most ideal wishes." But those will probably turn out to be something lame like "erase the wish-granting genie from reality and delete all memory of its existence, " so then I'd wish for something like "dinosaur girlfriend"
August 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If a genie gives me 3 wishes, my 1st wish will be "perfect knowledge of the 2 most ideal wishes." But those will probably turn out to be something lame like "erase the wish-granting genie from reality and delete all memory of its existence, " so then I'd wish for something like "dinosaur girlfriend"
Cigar-chomping colonel, to the assembled group of commandos: "Well, Whatever Happened To Baby Jane, it's up to YOU to go in there and get her back."
-"What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?" (1962)
-"What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?" (1962)
August 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Cigar-chomping colonel, to the assembled group of commandos: "Well, Whatever Happened To Baby Jane, it's up to YOU to go in there and get her back."
-"What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?" (1962)
-"What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?" (1962)
Lesbian cover band of The Flaming Lips called The Flaming Labia is this anything
July 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Lesbian cover band of The Flaming Lips called The Flaming Labia is this anything
I have around 850 hours in CounterStrike and I'm guessing about 700 of them were spent being a dead dumb idiot who died quickly. Game Design
July 19, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I have around 850 hours in CounterStrike and I'm guessing about 700 of them were spent being a dead dumb idiot who died quickly. Game Design
Reposted by David Heckman
My body: Damage sustained to the epithelium. I will work day and night to form a protective scab so the damage can heal.
My body 14 hours later: By malign coincidence the same spot has been injured again and the scab torn off, yet I am undaunted
14 hours later: there is a terrible conspiracy afoot
My body 14 hours later: By malign coincidence the same spot has been injured again and the scab torn off, yet I am undaunted
14 hours later: there is a terrible conspiracy afoot
July 14, 2025 at 7:11 AM
My body: Damage sustained to the epithelium. I will work day and night to form a protective scab so the damage can heal.
My body 14 hours later: By malign coincidence the same spot has been injured again and the scab torn off, yet I am undaunted
14 hours later: there is a terrible conspiracy afoot
My body 14 hours later: By malign coincidence the same spot has been injured again and the scab torn off, yet I am undaunted
14 hours later: there is a terrible conspiracy afoot
Reposted by David Heckman
becoming actively annoyed by the frequency and loudness of the thunder during the daily afternoon thunderstorm
July 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
becoming actively annoyed by the frequency and loudness of the thunder during the daily afternoon thunderstorm
I think that they should make a game, make a game that isn't lame, a not-lame game that's cool and new
But no is all they ever say, who needs new games anyway, milk the cow, that's all we'll do
Juuuust The Last of Us
We'll remake it if we try
Just The Last of Us
(Just The Last of Us)
But no is all they ever say, who needs new games anyway, milk the cow, that's all we'll do
Juuuust The Last of Us
We'll remake it if we try
Just The Last of Us
(Just The Last of Us)
July 7, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I think that they should make a game, make a game that isn't lame, a not-lame game that's cool and new
But no is all they ever say, who needs new games anyway, milk the cow, that's all we'll do
Juuuust The Last of Us
We'll remake it if we try
Just The Last of Us
(Just The Last of Us)
But no is all they ever say, who needs new games anyway, milk the cow, that's all we'll do
Juuuust The Last of Us
We'll remake it if we try
Just The Last of Us
(Just The Last of Us)
Ugh. Zach Efflin gives up 4 runs and commits an error in the first inning.
LEAD Z'EFFLIN
LEAD Z'EFFLIN
June 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ugh. Zach Efflin gives up 4 runs and commits an error in the first inning.
LEAD Z'EFFLIN
LEAD Z'EFFLIN
"I hope your dreams come true": trite, unlikely, often wildly undesirable
"I hope your schemes come true": supportive, achievable, whispering vizier energy
"I hope your schemes come true": supportive, achievable, whispering vizier energy
June 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
"I hope your dreams come true": trite, unlikely, often wildly undesirable
"I hope your schemes come true": supportive, achievable, whispering vizier energy
"I hope your schemes come true": supportive, achievable, whispering vizier energy
How rightwingers perceive "Fortunate Son":
Some folks are born, made to wave the flag
Oooh that red white and blue
And when the band plays Hail to the Chief
It me, it me,
I son
It me, it me,
I fortunate one
(All other verses omitted)
Some folks are born, made to wave the flag
Oooh that red white and blue
And when the band plays Hail to the Chief
It me, it me,
I son
It me, it me,
I fortunate one
(All other verses omitted)
June 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
How rightwingers perceive "Fortunate Son":
Some folks are born, made to wave the flag
Oooh that red white and blue
And when the band plays Hail to the Chief
It me, it me,
I son
It me, it me,
I fortunate one
(All other verses omitted)
Some folks are born, made to wave the flag
Oooh that red white and blue
And when the band plays Hail to the Chief
It me, it me,
I son
It me, it me,
I fortunate one
(All other verses omitted)
Blowing the reactor type fit
June 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Blowing the reactor type fit
Anti-semites: "Jews are bloodthirsty baby killers"
The IDF: *kills babies, thirsts for blood*
Me: "Wow that's a bad look"
Anti-semites: "That's anti-semetic"
The IDF: *kills babies, thirsts for blood*
Me: "Wow that's a bad look"
Anti-semites: "That's anti-semetic"
June 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Anti-semites: "Jews are bloodthirsty baby killers"
The IDF: *kills babies, thirsts for blood*
Me: "Wow that's a bad look"
Anti-semites: "That's anti-semetic"
The IDF: *kills babies, thirsts for blood*
Me: "Wow that's a bad look"
Anti-semites: "That's anti-semetic"
To my mind, there are no significant themes explored in The Stanley Parable (2013) that were not already explored in The Monster at the End of This Book: Starring Lovable, Furry Old Grover (1971)
June 2, 2025 at 10:32 AM
To my mind, there are no significant themes explored in The Stanley Parable (2013) that were not already explored in The Monster at the End of This Book: Starring Lovable, Furry Old Grover (1971)
Has Ryu ever done a Hadoryuken where he shoots a hadouken out of his fist into some guy's chin right as he's hitting them with the shoryuken? It sounds like a shitpost but it actually seems legitimately bad ass. Blast that dictator into the sky with your ki
June 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Has Ryu ever done a Hadoryuken where he shoots a hadouken out of his fist into some guy's chin right as he's hitting them with the shoryuken? It sounds like a shitpost but it actually seems legitimately bad ass. Blast that dictator into the sky with your ki
If you give a mouse a cookie...
He'll stick it up your
ASS
stick it up your
ASS
stick it up your
ASS
He'll stick it up your
ASS
stick it up your
ASS
stick it up your
ASS
May 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM
If you give a mouse a cookie...
He'll stick it up your
ASS
stick it up your
ASS
stick it up your
ASS
He'll stick it up your
ASS
stick it up your
ASS
stick it up your
ASS