This makes me sad to be stuck here in the US. Love you Canadian folks... So much nicer too. Probably because you all have less to stress about.

I want to frantically push every button and thumbstick on my controller simultaneously while bleeps and bloops play from Atari's Pacman game...

You have no chance to survive. Make your time.

Yeah well, he's dead now...

Accidentally have a goblin kill a boss bugbear that the party was fighting with a natural 20... When you were hoping you'd roll low for him showing the party that the boss was a tough fight.

It always blows my mind when sculptors can make stone look exactly like cloth.

Only in my downgraded, modded and fixed version, thanks.

I'm embarrassed he and I are from the same city. Can't believe we elected him. I feel so cheated.

I've lived my whole life like that and have rarely been disappointed. I always hope to be proven wrong.

These are the only two choices.