The washing machine ate 12 cm of my pant legs

(Exactly the same karate pants, one pair brand new, the other well-used)

Sometimes I think scientists just want to make up funny acronyms

this one's for Hypergeometric Optimization of Motif EnRichment

So first youtube forces me to turn off my adblocker and now they're trying to sell me actual military hardware?

I mean I'm fine with the biorad and thermo fisher ads, those make sense given my field of work, but I don't own a tank, and I don't need to upgrade it with an anti-missile system???

Saw a guy read his emails at the urinal and I'm very confused

H..how long does it take for you to pee if you have to do that?

I am totally normal and can be trusted around cell culture media (words cannot express how much I want to sip the forbidden juice)

You can't call me unproductive, I'm literally synthesizing so much adenosine triphosphate right now

Managed to chip a tooth a teensy tiny little bit yesterday. Minor, but feels very sharp and annoying. Maybe it's dentist time

It's-a me, Macaroni!

I love the smell of betamercaptoethanol in the morning

Okay but why did no one tell me about these earlier

11/10 snack, I wish the pack was bigger

Call me crazy but I don't think this is normal

the very day I joined bluesky, after waiting for an invite for months, my boss started complaining about "the declining state of twitter" and handing out invite codes