that's wild, I get uncanny valley feelings around those dogs, like it's some eldritch entity trying to imitate a dog so it can The Thing me

when hashtags weren't clickable #thosewerethedays #fuckyeahhashtags #hashtagsallupinthisbitch #140charactersbutmostlyhashtags

happy early birthday! took a two-week road trip vacation with the kids this month and got to enjoy them exploring and engaged with things they've never seen before the entire time, gave me a lot of joy to experience the world through their eyes

Similar side eye to the people who got upset Lower Decks wasn't serious.

Clear requirements is definitely a big part of it in my experience - the number of times I've been asked to pull something wholly formed from a question that is, effectively, just someone's vibe is insane. You have to be able to tell me what it is you want, I'm not a soothsayer.

"honey you seem distracted by martian shenanigans, wanna fuck about it?"
- Cohaagen's entire ploy

What's the percentage of people who claim to have watched Citizen Kane but have only seen, like, 20 seconds *tops* of the movie? I'd wager it's at least half 30%.

What's the "Citizen Kane" by that metric (important, historically speaking, but people lie about playing it)? Zork? The Atari 2600 ET?

have each barbarian path thinks it's a different class

Beast: thinks they're a druid
Ancestral Guardian: thinks they're a cleric
Zealot: thinks they're a paladin
Wild Magic: thinks they're a sorcerer

and then one generic path of the berserker who thinks they're just a really angry commoner

actually as someone who is middle aged and started playing them as a teen, they're all dumb and enjoyable if you're ok with stuff being dumb

Conversations are not typically started with ultimatums where I'm from, must be a regional difference.