Pretzel guy
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Made stickers of some of the cats from my Cat Burglar tea towel pattern!!
April 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Made stickers of some of the cats from my Cat Burglar tea towel pattern!!
Found one of these on the kitchen floor so cooked
April 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Found one of these on the kitchen floor so cooked
I feel bad for middle school band conductors
They lowkey just gotta eat those losses every single damn time
They lowkey just gotta eat those losses every single damn time
April 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I feel bad for middle school band conductors
They lowkey just gotta eat those losses every single damn time
They lowkey just gotta eat those losses every single damn time
ARISTOTLE WAS A CRASHOUT
ARISTOTLE WAS A CRASHOUT
ARISTOTLE WAS A CRASHOUT
ARISTOTLE WAS A CRASHOUT
ARISTOTLE WAS A CRASHOUT
March 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
ARISTOTLE WAS A CRASHOUT
ARISTOTLE WAS A CRASHOUT
ARISTOTLE WAS A CRASHOUT
ARISTOTLE WAS A CRASHOUT
ARISTOTLE WAS A CRASHOUT
Dudes will claim being deep after giving a stoned college guy level of analysis on the universe and how were so small on this giant floating rock in space
Tanner microdosed at his "spot he goes to when he wants to think"
Tanner microdosed at his "spot he goes to when he wants to think"
March 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Dudes will claim being deep after giving a stoned college guy level of analysis on the universe and how were so small on this giant floating rock in space
Tanner microdosed at his "spot he goes to when he wants to think"
Tanner microdosed at his "spot he goes to when he wants to think"
Remember when we all had an unrealistic expectation of turkish delight? Narnia was selling dreams cause that shi is so mid
March 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Remember when we all had an unrealistic expectation of turkish delight? Narnia was selling dreams cause that shi is so mid
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Only US player to clear this level with 1,364 players and 15,000 attempts
March 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Only US player to clear this level with 1,364 players and 15,000 attempts
Mfs wear one leather jacket and all of a sudden think they're ricky owens
February 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Mfs wear one leather jacket and all of a sudden think they're ricky owens
Dedicated to the bit
February 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Dedicated to the bit
Feeling like a disney channel hacker rn, anyone got any firewalls i can bypass using a school computer? I wanna say "im in."
February 11, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Feeling like a disney channel hacker rn, anyone got any firewalls i can bypass using a school computer? I wanna say "im in."
I like to think elon has a bluesky burner account where he stalks and sees what its like on the other side
If ur seeing this elon can u step ur pussy up and zelle me 13 bandz🫰pronto
If ur seeing this elon can u step ur pussy up and zelle me 13 bandz🫰pronto
February 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I like to think elon has a bluesky burner account where he stalks and sees what its like on the other side
If ur seeing this elon can u step ur pussy up and zelle me 13 bandz🫰pronto
If ur seeing this elon can u step ur pussy up and zelle me 13 bandz🫰pronto
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My homie said he always stays high to feel all the lows
Corny ass mf 😂✌️
Corny ass mf 😂✌️
February 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
My homie said he always stays high to feel all the lows
Corny ass mf 😂✌️
Corny ass mf 😂✌️
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If someone tells you they live a nomadic lifestyle outside of the system they either have generation wealth or smoke fent
February 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If someone tells you they live a nomadic lifestyle outside of the system they either have generation wealth or smoke fent
Subletting my apartment tonight, still boutta sleep there just tryna stack more bread, i got a mattress and all that
February 3, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Subletting my apartment tonight, still boutta sleep there just tryna stack more bread, i got a mattress and all that
Michigans weather is literally insane😭 it will literally be raining then next day just sunny😭
February 3, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Michigans weather is literally insane😭 it will literally be raining then next day just sunny😭
POV: You get approached at a coffee shop
Hey could i just get a medium americano with cream
Hey could i just get a medium americano with cream
February 3, 2025 at 7:50 AM
POV: You get approached at a coffee shop
Hey could i just get a medium americano with cream
Hey could i just get a medium americano with cream
Ancient egyptians fr believed the plague was punishment from the gods
whole time it was just mismanagement by the pharaoh
whole time it was just mismanagement by the pharaoh
February 3, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Ancient egyptians fr believed the plague was punishment from the gods
whole time it was just mismanagement by the pharaoh
whole time it was just mismanagement by the pharaoh
Attention all college heads:
How that stovetop lookin🤣🫰
How that stovetop lookin🤣🫰
January 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Attention all college heads:
How that stovetop lookin🤣🫰
How that stovetop lookin🤣🫰
Progressive soap startup companies be catering to dudes with beards like "its dove but with pine needles in it" and these guys that buy the soap all got a retro pacman machine or an exposed brick apartment
January 30, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Progressive soap startup companies be catering to dudes with beards like "its dove but with pine needles in it" and these guys that buy the soap all got a retro pacman machine or an exposed brick apartment
My last braincell on final week
January 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM
My last braincell on final week
Can anyone confirm?😭😭🫰🫰
January 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Can anyone confirm?😭😭🫰🫰
I really be loyal as hell til u prove me right..
January 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I really be loyal as hell til u prove me right..
Cant say no to free coffee right? 😂🫰 Have a great one yall
January 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Cant say no to free coffee right? 😂🫰 Have a great one yall
Imagine drinking these mfs at 13:72AM😭🫰
January 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Imagine drinking these mfs at 13:72AM😭🫰