thank you for coming to see Tim!! 🩵 i’m still blown away by the Terry Pratchett auto!!

you two were so lovely!!! thanks for coming to Tim’s table 🩵

you were a delight, Vics! thanks for coming to Tim’s table 🩵

oh… i appear to have been read for filth…

someone made an incredible spreadsheet for tracking literally everything in the game, and it turns out this was just the kind of collect-a-thon that i've been craving recently (this is my version of the spreadsheet btw if you want to keep up w/ how i'm doing):
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

so if you’re thinking of buying Criminal Cleaner Simulator, DO NOT. IT’S NOT CRIME SCENE CLEANER.

whew, i almost thought i’d have to sack off playing the sequel!