Me (every evening): oh my god I’m so thirsty! Did I even drink anything today?! Like two cups of tea? Oh god I’m dying of thirst.
<drinks a whole liter of water at once>
Me (every evening): oh my god I’m so thirsty! Did I even drink anything today?! Like two cups of tea? Oh god I’m dying of thirst.
<drinks a whole liter of water at once>
Me: No because then I’d have to explain what I’m doing and you’d tell me it’s a bad idea and make me stop.
Me: No because then I’d have to explain what I’m doing and you’d tell me it’s a bad idea and make me stop.