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deannamoorehead.bsky.social
deanna banana
@deannamoorehead.bsky.social
not your emotional support dog

formerly: my favorite cousin's favorite cousin
you either know about Emmet Otter’s Jug Band Christmas or you don’t know anything idk
December 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
bought my first whole pomegranate and I think I understand those enrichment dog feeders
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
changing my bio because my former favorite cousin has pissed me all the way off actually
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
where are the funny people on this app i want to tw**t again
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
great day 10/10
October 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
gosh i completely forgot 12:30 wasn’t a real time it’s far too general and doesn’t refer at all to exactly the same specificity of time window as 12:31
June 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
crying! at the art institute
June 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
now that it’s legal what is the first un-stolen version song going back on the playlists i’ll start LAST KISS SHAKY BREATH HOW I’VE MISSED YOU
May 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
now is it michaels b jordan or michael b jordans
May 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
nature is healing I’m back to being a 20-something Solo Traveler At The Gate With Headphones In Staring Mysteriously Off Into Space
May 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
using “taking a shower” as a reward for posting on linkedin about graduation might be a new all time low
May 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
dont ever let em tell you youre too old for a temper tantrum
May 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
my big project that ate my life up for a year is submitted what on earth am i supposed to do now
April 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
digging my car out of an ice age: continental drift until i ice age: the meltdown
February 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
men looooove to say their love language is Not Acting Like They Love You
February 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
this is the furthest ive ever strayed from the light of taylor swift fandom GIRL DO YOUR VOODOO ON A TEAM WE’RE ALL LESS SICK OF!!!!!
January 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
the quiet nervous energy of my household rn is insane none of us even personally knows a buffalo bill
January 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
this app really humbles me bc I’d grown accustomed to achieving a whopping 3-4 likes in The Other Place but here I really am just yapping to the void
January 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
nothing worse that realizing you inherited your mom’s tendency to ride an escalator like washington crossing the delaware
January 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
new york city never fails to make me crash out within like four hours of arriving i dont know how 8 bazillion people live here
January 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
can’t wait to wake up tomorrow to listen to this song again this is the point of LIVING
January 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
they said fitness was supposed to relieve stress but did you know that shit takes up so much time and then you have less time in the day for the stuff you were gonna do so now there’s no time for anything important or fun so now i want to punch a wall and i guess am strong enough to do that
December 29, 2024 at 4:38 PM
IM SORRY I JUST LEARNED OF A MAN WHO PUT HIS I VOTED STICKER ON SUSAN B ANTHONY’S HEADSTONE MAMA THAT’S NOT-
December 14, 2024 at 10:02 PM
tis the season to be "am I doing a horrible job with my life or is it just that I don't see the sun anymore" falalalala lala la la
December 4, 2024 at 8:35 PM