Dean Umbrella
@deanumbrella.bsky.social
Dean of the Royal Academy of Magic
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Students, please be advised that classes are scheduled as usual, despite the fog.
And, to whomever put clamberry pulp in my shoes: I will find you.
And, to whomever put clamberry pulp in my shoes: I will find you.
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Students, please be advised that classes are scheduled as usual, despite the fog.
And, to whomever put clamberry pulp in my shoes: I will find you.
And, to whomever put clamberry pulp in my shoes: I will find you.
There will be consequences for the culprits who filled my wagon with clamberry slop! Consequences!
October 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
There will be consequences for the culprits who filled my wagon with clamberry slop! Consequences!
To whom may I give credit for the tomatoes in my wagon? Anyone?
June 18, 2025 at 6:42 AM
To whom may I give credit for the tomatoes in my wagon? Anyone?
What a rousing, rapid-fire talk from our 3rd-Star Acolyte @mervastra.bsky.social about his recent apprenticing experience.
A breathless, unforgettable account!
A glimpse of what all you Pruners can look forward to next year!
Let us all thank Merv and @thebluewizard.bsky.social !
A breathless, unforgettable account!
A glimpse of what all you Pruners can look forward to next year!
Let us all thank Merv and @thebluewizard.bsky.social !
June 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
What a rousing, rapid-fire talk from our 3rd-Star Acolyte @mervastra.bsky.social about his recent apprenticing experience.
A breathless, unforgettable account!
A glimpse of what all you Pruners can look forward to next year!
Let us all thank Merv and @thebluewizard.bsky.social !
A breathless, unforgettable account!
A glimpse of what all you Pruners can look forward to next year!
Let us all thank Merv and @thebluewizard.bsky.social !
Settle down, everyone.
Quiet down.
Quiet down.
June 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Settle down, everyone.
Quiet down.
Quiet down.