rebranded this acct to a band profile that I will also use as my personal profile to interact with our millions of fans exclusively on Bluesky

LISTEN TO DEAREST

toilet plunger with a foregrip and red dot sight

smoking on that shit that made Jimmy go to the Buffett

played fourteen hours of Balatro over the weekend and reactivated my latent need to be on the phone at all times so I redownloaded this app. hello

Great band name,,,
YEAH BOY GEORGE HARRISON FORD COPPOLA

hey

getting breast implants to boost my bluesky following

if my boss checks the cameras today i am so fucked

if bluesky doesn’t give me what i deserve by going viral for the stupidest shit i’ve ever said it’s over for me. i will not live through this a second time,

i feel like this

ah yes another clean slate for me to ruin with shitposts