Ditching "Love Wins" this Pride season in favor of "Dox Your Local ICE Agents."

If you can look at the wild diversity of life around you - see the billions of variables from human to human that make us all individuas - and then come to the conclusion that in spite of that, gender and sexuality are supposed to be static, binary characteristics with no variation, you're a dork.

If you assert that non-citizens have no right to due process, you also assert that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim you are not a citizen - thus, lacking due process, you will have no chance to prove otherwise.

If you still have an Amazon account, you didn't/don't actually care about the WaPo failing to endorse in this election.

Deathcab for Cuties Mandarin Oranges

Deputy Andy and Lucy are the original Jim and Pam.

Gay maturity is the first time that you watch "Brokeback Mountain" and come away feeling worse for the wives than the guys.

Jiffy Lube tried to upsell me a replacement cabin filter I don't need because woke. 🤬💢🤬

Glad to know now that #midwestprincess is a Chappell Roan thing. Before tonight, if I saw a white lady in a camo trucker hat with pink "Midwest Princess" script, I would have assumed the absolute worst.

He's a 10, but historians will just call him your "very close friend."

Yet another young victim of the Weird Al to TMBG pipeline.

What good is your parasocial relationship with Taylor Swift, if you can't get her to shoot Harrison Butker???

Beyoncé: "This ain't Texas."

Me, an intellectual: "This is Ohio."