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Spencer Johnson
@deathbymustelid.bsky.social
MMM stoatistician and filthy weasel, he/him
had undoubtedly my funniest veg transect ever
May 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
folks who do outdoor fieldwork in cold conditions: I cannot recommend these reusable handwarmers from Ignik enough. I used one pair all week on my last field hitch. they still got hot today. they're like $2 each at REI
May 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Taking another crack at the two divisions that didn't pan out for me! And yes, there's still one musteloid left, so even if it's foolish, I'm picking it. You got skin in the game, you stay in the game #TeamCoati #2025MMM
March 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Still 20 points left on the board after round 2 of #2025MMM but still undeniably a #BracketBust
March 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I saw these on a trip to Costa Rica in Arenal National Park! They were my top sighting of the trip and were literally just hanging out in the parking lot, which felt surreal
March 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
reminds me of this classic from the old site
March 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
well, here's my #2025MMM bracket post-round 1. the slinkies and stinkies are not doing so hot. at least they are slinking and stinking on their way out
March 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
that's any squirrel if they're desperate enough. and squirrels are badass #2025MMM

(credit @teagan.bsky.social on the comic!)
March 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
ok I've got my #2025MMM bracket set!
March 10, 2025 at 5:55 AM
this was one of my best tweets imo
February 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
unintentionally talking about climate change in the Colorado state capitol
January 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
thank you Secret Stoat i definitely needed this shirt 🥰
January 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This entry on the New Mexico Wildflowers app gets me every time
November 24, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #158,127!

I'm glad I'm here, even if I don't use it that much
September 17, 2024 at 7:28 AM
Opened the Search tab on Instagram and it's all critters 😍
January 7, 2024 at 2:03 AM
BLESSED NIGHTWELL! THE FINAL FULL MOON HAS RISEN!
December 27, 2023 at 12:27 AM
What is happening here I'm so lost
October 26, 2023 at 11:33 PM
July 7, 2023 at 10:33 PM