Todd Eschlund
@deathmaw.bsky.social
Reader of books, player of games, occasional werewolf.
Fuck that. I’ve already deleted my account.
February 9, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Fuck that. I’ve already deleted my account.
Well, I’ll be deleting my account there. Fuck that.
February 9, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Well, I’ll be deleting my account there. Fuck that.
Wait, you can get it for ¢30 but it’s going for $15 online? That’s a 4,900% markup!
February 9, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Wait, you can get it for ¢30 but it’s going for $15 online? That’s a 4,900% markup!
Time. Time happened.
February 9, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Time. Time happened.
What’s so super about the bowl? It has nothing to do with bowling!
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
What’s so super about the bowl? It has nothing to do with bowling!
That’s why I took the Ninja course. I’ve flown dozens of times since 9/11, but haven’t bought a plane ticket since 1999.
February 8, 2026 at 2:32 PM
That’s why I took the Ninja course. I’ve flown dozens of times since 9/11, but haven’t bought a plane ticket since 1999.
Right? People just jump in to trash talk stuff without giving it a chance. Just look at the 1989 Batman film; Michael Keaton’s casting was heavily lambasted because he was best known for Beetlejuice & Mr. Mom. He ended up being one of the best to ever portray Bruce Wayne/Batman.
February 8, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Right? People just jump in to trash talk stuff without giving it a chance. Just look at the 1989 Batman film; Michael Keaton’s casting was heavily lambasted because he was best known for Beetlejuice & Mr. Mom. He ended up being one of the best to ever portray Bruce Wayne/Batman.
I’ve never understood this kind of preemptive criticism. Why is a thing being criticized before it’s had a chance to show itself? It makes no sense!
February 8, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I’ve never understood this kind of preemptive criticism. Why is a thing being criticized before it’s had a chance to show itself? It makes no sense!
Your first album should be called The Sounds of Chaos.
That way everyone will mistake your inability to sing for an artistic choice intended to set the tone of your musical style.
That way everyone will mistake your inability to sing for an artistic choice intended to set the tone of your musical style.
February 7, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Your first album should be called The Sounds of Chaos.
That way everyone will mistake your inability to sing for an artistic choice intended to set the tone of your musical style.
That way everyone will mistake your inability to sing for an artistic choice intended to set the tone of your musical style.
🎶
If I could get some limes
If I could find some grapes
I’d cook some unleavened batter
And make crêpes
🎵
If I could get some limes
If I could find some grapes
I’d cook some unleavened batter
And make crêpes
🎵
February 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
🎶
If I could get some limes
If I could find some grapes
I’d cook some unleavened batter
And make crêpes
🎵
If I could get some limes
If I could find some grapes
I’d cook some unleavened batter
And make crêpes
🎵
Well, that would eliminate the cancer. And the liver. And the chest cavity. And…
February 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Well, that would eliminate the cancer. And the liver. And the chest cavity. And…
I don’t think Beard Boy means his own existence. Seriously, it’s like he’s not even trying to be an actual person; he’s a caricature of a meme of a cliche.
February 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I don’t think Beard Boy means his own existence. Seriously, it’s like he’s not even trying to be an actual person; he’s a caricature of a meme of a cliche.
When did Sony start making Tricorders?!
February 7, 2026 at 11:20 PM
When did Sony start making Tricorders?!
That depends on whose finger you’re giving them, and where and how you got it.
February 4, 2026 at 4:48 PM
That depends on whose finger you’re giving them, and where and how you got it.
That’s not a problem; it’s efficient use of inspiration.
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
That’s not a problem; it’s efficient use of inspiration.
Didn’t you have enough of that when you had a go at Lore?
February 4, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Didn’t you have enough of that when you had a go at Lore?
This sounds so much like Gem and the Holograms…
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
This sounds so much like Gem and the Holograms…
Well, whoever keeps rolling sixes in my neighborhood needs to stop. I’ve had enough severe winter weather to last another 32 years.
February 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Well, whoever keeps rolling sixes in my neighborhood needs to stop. I’ve had enough severe winter weather to last another 32 years.
Frieren a loli? Even my confusion is confused.
a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face .
Alt: a man with curly hair and glasses is making a confused face.
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February 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Frieren a loli? Even my confusion is confused.
Frodo in a jewelry store is Lord of the Bling.
February 4, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Frodo in a jewelry store is Lord of the Bling.
Ah, the famous “Flip Around and Find Out” scene from the original Highlander! How was this not already a .gif?
February 4, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Ah, the famous “Flip Around and Find Out” scene from the original Highlander! How was this not already a .gif?
Tomorrow is Antepenultimate Friday.
February 4, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Tomorrow is Antepenultimate Friday.
Patreon ToS: clear as mud.
February 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Patreon ToS: clear as mud.