Ray Hischke
@deathrayofsunshine.bsky.social
He/Him/Runner 5
Father
Deer Hunter
Distance Runner
Root Beer Lover
Concert Go-er
Reptile Aficionado
Jeep Enjoyer
Father
Deer Hunter
Distance Runner
Root Beer Lover
Concert Go-er
Reptile Aficionado
Jeep Enjoyer
Lottery tickets five dollars now? Damn, can’t even afford to daydream anymore.
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Lottery tickets five dollars now? Damn, can’t even afford to daydream anymore.
I think the city of Toronto might actually be cursed.
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I think the city of Toronto might actually be cursed.
Someone help me convince my wife that disaster tourism is ethical cuz there’s some sweet deals on flights to the Caribbean rn. Prolly never gonna be able to afford to go at normal market rate.
October 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Someone help me convince my wife that disaster tourism is ethical cuz there’s some sweet deals on flights to the Caribbean rn. Prolly never gonna be able to afford to go at normal market rate.
Been eating extra carbs to fuel up for these long runs, but I’ve been on keto for so long that it feels like I’m getting away with something.
Toast with breakfast??? But sir, it is forbidden!!!
Toast with breakfast??? But sir, it is forbidden!!!
October 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Been eating extra carbs to fuel up for these long runs, but I’ve been on keto for so long that it feels like I’m getting away with something.
Toast with breakfast??? But sir, it is forbidden!!!
Toast with breakfast??? But sir, it is forbidden!!!
Wishing we could choose where we lose weight. I’ve still got these love handles clinging on, meanwhile my feet look like I looted them fresh off a skeleton.
September 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Wishing we could choose where we lose weight. I’ve still got these love handles clinging on, meanwhile my feet look like I looted them fresh off a skeleton.
Latest training run. Starting to feel confident about these long distances.
September 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Latest training run. Starting to feel confident about these long distances.
I heard that when the Kirk shooter was running away, he was shouting “I also killed that United Health guy! Luigi is innocent!”
What a shocking revelation.
What a shocking revelation.
September 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I heard that when the Kirk shooter was running away, he was shouting “I also killed that United Health guy! Luigi is innocent!”
What a shocking revelation.
What a shocking revelation.
Turns out female praying mantises mostly eat the heads of males when they’re forced to breed in captivity. Which if you think about it, only strengthens the metaphor.
September 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Turns out female praying mantises mostly eat the heads of males when they’re forced to breed in captivity. Which if you think about it, only strengthens the metaphor.
Long run yesterday. I did fifteen miles and then went home and slept for 11 hours lol.
September 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Long run yesterday. I did fifteen miles and then went home and slept for 11 hours lol.
I just want to buy my dog a tasty treat, why do I have to choose between supporting genocide or slavery?
July 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I just want to buy my dog a tasty treat, why do I have to choose between supporting genocide or slavery?
If your band doesn’t have an opener you should be playing AT LEAST a three hour set.
July 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If your band doesn’t have an opener you should be playing AT LEAST a three hour set.
Morally gray characters don’t exist. They’re just bad guys that are also hot.
July 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Morally gray characters don’t exist. They’re just bad guys that are also hot.
It seems everybody wants to empower women to take ownership of their sexuality until they say they have a submissive kink.
June 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It seems everybody wants to empower women to take ownership of their sexuality until they say they have a submissive kink.
Leaving the seat up in the gender-neutral bathroom to assert dominance
May 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Leaving the seat up in the gender-neutral bathroom to assert dominance
Idk who came up with the idea to make all of my favorite snacks taste shittier and cost too much, but I gotta hand it to em, it’s really helping with my waistline.
March 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Idk who came up with the idea to make all of my favorite snacks taste shittier and cost too much, but I gotta hand it to em, it’s really helping with my waistline.
I’m so sick of seeing targeted ads for hair growth and boner pills. I know I’m getting older but I’m not so old that I’ve forgotten I already bought enough of both.
March 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I’m so sick of seeing targeted ads for hair growth and boner pills. I know I’m getting older but I’m not so old that I’ve forgotten I already bought enough of both.
Is everybody else just driving around completely fucking blind at night, or is it just me?
February 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Is everybody else just driving around completely fucking blind at night, or is it just me?
I went to 4 stores yesterday and they were all out of sidewalk salt, so plan b is anybody who gets hurt slipping on ice is getting put down Old Yeller style.
February 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I went to 4 stores yesterday and they were all out of sidewalk salt, so plan b is anybody who gets hurt slipping on ice is getting put down Old Yeller style.
I used to spend so much time crafting social media profiles that were a perfect reflection of me as a person.
Now I’m over it. This is what you get. It’s fucking done. 🎊
Now I’m over it. This is what you get. It’s fucking done. 🎊
February 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I used to spend so much time crafting social media profiles that were a perfect reflection of me as a person.
Now I’m over it. This is what you get. It’s fucking done. 🎊
Now I’m over it. This is what you get. It’s fucking done. 🎊