Millennial Death Whale
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Millennial Death Whale
@deathwhale.bsky.social
The eldest millennial, somehow
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Twin Peaks themed TexMex restaurant: Fire Guac With Me
June 11, 2024 at 9:41 PM
make a game milder:

Animal Waiting for the Walk Sign
June 12, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Twin Peaks themed TexMex restaurant: Fire Guac With Me
June 11, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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Last night's abrupt end to the MSG Billy Joel concert is comparable to the state of American education.

"Sports ran over, better cut the arts program."

Because i understand we have golf and CBS to blame for this one.
April 15, 2024 at 10:21 AM
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so it's the list of cetaceans, because when they don't have a picture of the species the placeholder text says "cetacean needed" which is exactly the level of humor one expects wikipedia editors to have, there's also a long talk page category about it
April 4, 2024 at 11:10 PM
if you walk without algorithm, the bots won't come
April 4, 2024 at 12:06 AM
🎶 I'm the luckiest piiiiiie 🎶
🎶 On the Lower East Side 🎶
🎶 'cuz I got a crust 🎶
🎶 and tasty fillings inside 🎶
April 1, 2024 at 3:30 AM
My dumb brain saw this and thought, "Wait, there were only 179 users before?"
One million new users since we opened Bluesky yesterday!

Welcome to Bluesky!!! 🎉
February 8, 2024 at 9:57 PM
brb, heading for the...euphotic zone? awww, i thought we were going to the euphoric zone. this is the worst day ever
February 8, 2024 at 4:08 AM
I am delighted that there's a Herman Melville listserv called Ishmail, but more delighted that www.melville.org/melville.htm is the most late 90s aesthetic page I've seen in ages, *because* it was last updated in the actual year 2000. incredible
The Life and Works of Herman Melville
www.melville.org
February 4, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Do you think it's possible that the nerds who invented email never once said something like, "It's kinda like mail...we could... call it ish-mail?"
February 4, 2024 at 5:02 AM