Twin Peaks themed TexMex restaurant: Fire Guac With Me

make a game milder:

Animal Waiting for the Walk Sign

Twin Peaks themed TexMex restaurant: Fire Guac With Me

Last night's abrupt end to the MSG Billy Joel concert is comparable to the state of American education.

"Sports ran over, better cut the arts program."

Because i understand we have golf and CBS to blame for this one.

so it's the list of cetaceans, because when they don't have a picture of the species the placeholder text says "cetacean needed" which is exactly the level of humor one expects wikipedia editors to have, there's also a long talk page category about it

if you walk without algorithm, the bots won't come

🎶 I'm the luckiest piiiiiie 🎶
🎶 On the Lower East Side 🎶
🎶 'cuz I got a crust 🎶
🎶 and tasty fillings inside 🎶

My dumb brain saw this and thought, "Wait, there were only 179 users before?"

brb, heading for the...euphotic zone? awww, i thought we were going to the euphoric zone. this is the worst day ever

I am delighted that there's a Herman Melville listserv called Ishmail, but more delighted that www.melville.org/melville.htm is the most late 90s aesthetic page I've seen in ages, *because* it was last updated in the actual year 2000. incredible

Do you think it's possible that the nerds who invented email never once said something like, "It's kinda like mail...we could... call it ish-mail?"