These contemptible dorks make even Don Henley look like Marlon Brando

Elon self-medicates to soothe the pain of not being able to purchase even a single ounce of the sauce

America‘s top thumb-shaped oligarch could NEVER

Can suckerberg do this?

Someone check on Cheryl

To be fair, most of us did

“Feminism is when you ascend to the highest echelons of power with the sole intention of exponentially increasing the earthly suffering of everyone who’s not a white male billionaire and that’s on YAS KWEEN and my lord and savior JUSTICE JOHN ROBERTS!!! 💅🏼😤🤗💋😛”

… as Greg the capitalist makes it his main priority to keep as many people in poverty as possible