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Gideon (they/them)
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Hey
Bro…. DJ got us falling in love again…
January 10, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Big fin squid……..
a jellyfish with long tentacles is floating in the dark
ALT: a jellyfish with long tentacles is floating in the dark
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March 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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finished Monster Hunter Wilds’ baby time story mode, now Monster Hunter for Honest, Skilled, and Handsome Gamers can begin
March 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Woke AND based 😼
March 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Clocking in for my shift at the mauve paint factory
February 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The worst fate a person can have; Having to poo right after you get in the shower
a cartoon character is standing in the rain looking up at the sky
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in the rain looking up at the sky
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February 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool
February 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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February 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Chopsticks are awesome. You can use them with fork meals and they are so much easier to wash
February 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
FACTS NEIAHAHAHAHAAH
I want my wife, in every and any way possible
February 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I want to learn German too
February 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
There is a sweet spot for study music, it can’t be too thumpin or ill just jam to the jam. But if it’s too boring my mind will wonder too much.
January 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Peace may be the acceptance of chaos!?!? 😱🤯🙊
January 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This whole time I thought 5G was talking about 5 gigabytes but it just refers to the wave the data travels on. 5GigaHertz as opposed to 2.4GHz.
January 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I’m learning Spanish
January 27, 2025 at 6:12 AM
What the heil
January 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Testimony from someone who was raped as a child by a rapist pedophile
youtu.be/gnib-OORRRo?...
Katie Johnson's full testimony of 2/11/16
YouTube video by Scott Dybiec
youtu.be
January 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Is it too soon to say they should have mummified Jimmy Carter
January 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Yes TikTok is BACK but the damage is done.
The US government banning a communication channel whose hands aren’t in their pockets and is in direct competition with companies who ARE in their pockets is ✨B A D✨

Fix RENT that quick you dingbats.
January 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Anyways it looks like this whole thing was a SHAM because they were hoping to make money off either TikTok selling or people going back to Meta after the ban.
Just take a peek at how many politicians have stocks in Meta.

They’ll act for money but not for US, gotcha.
January 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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It’s GONE.
The idiots never worked together to solve any real issues in this country but BANNING AN APP?
Hey get that passionate about the Healthcare System or something
January 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Or the fact that the federal minimum wage hasn’t changed since 2009,
Or that bulletproof backpacks are a thing, or the housing crisis, or that it’s legal for these gonkuses to take bribes from companies and call it lobbying
BAND TOGETHER FOR THAT PLZ
January 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I love listening to women
January 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I don’t understand how people live without bringing a water bottle with them everywhere. What if you get thirsty hm?
January 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM