Mmm fuck yes train yourself with butter and work towards eating pure lard.

These any good?!

So impressive and sexy! Have you tried melting butter in the microwave, mixing it with whole milk and cream so that it's warm, not hot, then adding a dash of maple syrup? Surprisingly tasty and easy to chug down, bierstick or no bierstick.

immobile, tube fed and permanently farting would do for starters!