“Helen Mirren, known for her secondary role in Shazam! Fury of the Gods…”

She’s battled against that surname through thick and thin all her life, now her time has finally come.

The other big story is Baltus now ahead of his teammate. I’m almost sure that Canet was second in the standings at the summer break, he seems to have left his speed somewhere at the beach.

Acosta the most consistent rider in the non-Marc phase of the championship. Immensely changed from the guy who was throwing the bike into every gravel trap during the first half of the season.

Perfect.

“What you fail to see, Mr Pope,” is an incredible sentence. I don’t even want to see how it ends, I’m just floored by that opening.

You could do a proper art project and cast him in every role in the film?

I don’t mind talking to ChatGPT but it annoys the hell out of me that it talks back. Like, give me ListenGPT or something.

The Lost Danish Broadcast? Is this like the Nixon tapes for Eurovision peeps?

This is a Monty Python skit, right? They’re going to come out one of these days and say it was all a bit of performance art, aren’t they?

This is delightful! Imagine the moment when people start accusing the actual pope of being a bot because he sounds just like the AI they’ve been playing with.

Still trying to work out how to get it IRL.

I have had to stop myself going “and stop calling me Shirley!” more often than I care to admit.