Fuck @nascar.com so excited for the race then gotta see and hear his dumb fucking ass

I wish I was an artist so I could draw a fat pig faced Elon whipping out his tiny cock and pissing all over Trump who looks like a fat orange little person with his mouth open with the constitution wrapped around him. But alas

Went to the Trump protest today and while seeing everyone gave me a little hope for my country I feel the vibes are off for a fascist takeover of our country. Take care of your body and mind and always be ready to punch a Nazi is all I gotta say.

Anybody else feel like being a productive member of society? All I want is a PC a Phone somewhere to sleep, eat and fuck and maybe go plant a tree or fix a power line or something. I worked for an airline that made more money off of their fucking credit card it sucked.

One day into the Cheeto’s presidency and I wanna start my own USA. With hookers and blackjack. Also healthcare and trans rights. Def less Nazis and billionaires that did nothing other than buy and sell stock and other useless shit.

I’m sorry MLK but imma be disassociating at the top of a mountain on a winter hike tomorrow. You should have never had to share your day with the Cheeto.

I have grown my depression era beard. It looks fucking amazing and is the best thing I have going for me right now.