You are awakened into understanding the difference between real conspiracies and bullshit conspiracies. The mere fact that you posted this indicates you are aware of biases.

You should be fine.

You better be fine or I’ll kick your ass.

I am reminded of the musings of Lord Belvewort on the day of a scrumptious Christmas feast.

“Milady, I am sated now. But on the morrow I will be as crapulous as a tapir on a low sodium diet.”

~ Lord Belvewort of the Blackpool Belveworts circa 1823

Goes well with this:

So what if Indiana Jones didn’t talk and had a microscopic budget? Yes! That’s the movie I want to make!

And it worked.

I’ll be selling staggeringly positive gematria narratives for $25 a piece and totally not be grifting.

Do not mollycoddle the pomegranate. It should be threatened with a sharp stick, a large unruly dog, or both.

I think you should put Lego movie on your watch list. It was a hoot. You can skip the sequels and not miss much.

The Barbie casting was great. I addition to your shout outs to Ferrell and Perlman I’d add Gosling for nailing his part.

Pretending my opinion matters:
I enjoyed this movie. Spoiler alert on my opinion. It amounted to basically a one joke movie, a lesson you don’t need to learn because you already know it. Stereotypes bad. And Ferrell is essentially the same character from the Lego Movie.

Grey rocking self proclaimed intellectuals that think everything is fine.

On a daily basis.