dectilon.bsky.social
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I feel like this could legit be in the next one.
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
That's just straight up norse mythology. Didn't even file the numbers off.
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Even if I can understand wanting to do *something* more with the resource that you keep between rounds, making that mechanic "a big punch" and "a big block" is so fucking boring.
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I picked it up on the visual style alone; came away from it thinking it has some of the smartest platformer design of all time.
December 2, 2025 at 9:27 AM
If I may be allowed another: Unworthy! In my opinion the best attempt at making 2d Dark Souls. Your character is actually *weighty*. You can't even jump! How much can you even do with a platformer where you can't jump?

Quite a bit it turns out. Brilliance.

store.steampowered.com/app/613190/U...
Unworthy on Steam
UNWORTHY is a hardcore combat-focused metroidvania without jumping. Explore a grim universe, discover new weapons and abilities, and defeat the vile creatures that plague the land.
store.steampowered.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Rusted Moss has a setting of technology meets folk tales; that's what got me to pick it up at first. But what hooked me in (hah ha!) is the grappling hook bungee cord mechanic. It's physics-based and lets you explore ahead of where you're "supposed" to be.

store.steampowered.com/app/1772830/...
Rusted Moss on Steam
Rusted Moss is a twin-stick shooter metroidvania where you sling around the map with your grapple, blasting your way through witches and rusted machine monstrosities alike. This wasteland once harbori...
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December 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
you took the right out of my words

And I'll do it again!
December 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Uh-oh, I think they're learning how to charge sonic boom...
November 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My dad told me that his chemistry professor at university was a Russian who, when asked how to identify different chemicals, told him "you taste them? How else?".

Chewing coffee beans sounds downright healthy in comparison.
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
An okay winrate, but I'm still really slow to adapt and get gimmicked out a lot. Also way too reliant on anti-air perfect parry.
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
You know, it didn't cross my mind before, but now I'm wondering what the most unethical shampoo is. Is it children's blood? I hear that's popular with the ultra-rich.
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 AM
A friend of mine once told me about a time he worked a ballet production as a sound engineer, and they were at a bar after finishing. Some drunk walked up and punched one of the dancers in the gut to absolutely zero effect, and then silently left the bar.
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Visually it's unrivaled. Style-wise I don't think it's every been better. The simultanous events-thing it does is also a great idea. Battles and even menus are a pain just because of how sluggish they feel, but ultimately the story presentation got the most in my way. Liked it, but less than 7&8.
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I'm not great at shmups, but I've 1cc'd a number of touhou games on Normal at least. But let me tell you: Normal does *not* prepare you for Hard. You have to learn new ways of thinking and moving. CC's modes were a lot better considered. In that regard at least.
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I just finished playing FF9, which I've only played parts of a long time ago, and I have to say, it kind of feels like it was written this way. FF8 also does, but in that case it, maybe accidentally, achieves a dream-like quality whereas 9 just felt like ideas struggling in different directions.
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
...and eventually you get back to the first person at which point it either starts over or ends, depending on how long it's intended to go on for, then you read it. It'll of course end up chaotic and incoherent, but usually quite funny and sometimes insightful about how everyone in the group thinks.
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Gimme Elixir!
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
*murmurs from the crowd* "the chosen one... the chosen one..."
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 AM
So you don't end up going on a journey to lift the curse, or find a sword to slay the dragon as much, which to me is a shame. In Elden Ring I can understand it since it might take a very long time to find a solution, but I also don't think that game size-scaled great to begin with.
November 28, 2025 at 10:03 AM
This is taste of course, but I still think Demon's/Dark Souls are the best for getting The Experience. In those games you have to go somewhat out of your way to find the "broken" stuff. In 3/Elden a lot of it is right in your path.
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I've played many other games since and the difficulty curve is rarely, if ever, that well-considered. Even on Novice there was action all the time. In other shmups they just rip things out and it just ends up feeling tepid and empty.
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I came to love bullet hell through Crimzon Clover, and I definitely started with Novice mode. The thing is though, CC's difficulties are a lot like DMC's. By the time you finish Normal you're ready for Hard. By the time you finish Hard you're ready for Very Hard. They weave into each other.
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 AM