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BUT THE MUSIC MAKE HER WANNA BE THE STORY

AND THE STORY WAS WHATEVER WAS THE SONG, WHAT IT WAS.
June 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Many people misunderstand "Born in the USA" and believe it to be a patriotic anthem, but if you listen carefully to the lyrics, it's actually about a man wondering who let the dogs out.
May 17, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Counterpoint: it also has many boobs. Probably like 23 or more.
March 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I still remember the Comedy Central MST3k doc in the 90s where you said that you didn’t follow sports. A part of me died that day.
February 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Wait ‘til 10 year old you finds out there’s unlimited porn on that thing. He’ll be outraged that you’re not carefully handling it like the world’s most precious Faberge Egg.
January 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
January 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Still waiting for a trailer to use a moody, emo version of “Walking on Sunshine”.
January 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
January 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Was this supposed to be a “Gotcha” or something? Everything you wrote is 100% true.
January 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I’m going to not listen to her even harder now.
January 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
BUT I WANT TO SEE THE DAVID LUNCH MOVIE.
January 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Vaccines may not make one magnetic, but anti-vaxxers certainly are repellant.
December 25, 2024 at 9:15 AM
Zuck: “Drop the ‘-a-‘. It’s cleaner.”
November 30, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Guacamole tastes like ass. THERE I SAID IT.
November 24, 2024 at 2:41 AM
The only logical thing to do would be to respond with a couple dozen ice-based puns.
November 24, 2024 at 2:36 AM
“Films are rarely better that their scripts.”

What’s one of those rare films that you would you say *was* better than the script? My vote: Pulp Fiction (or any Tarantino flick, really. He’s so much better a director than he is a writer, imo)
November 23, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Meh, It’s a fad.
November 20, 2024 at 4:57 AM