Oh,
Uh, yeah, no, I guess uh
Movies and book stuff sound fine, I just

I don't know what standing (kinda) in the middle of a freeway with a doggie gimp mask would have to do with...

Well, I guess, yeah it's free, but

This isn't the "cats and dogs" kind of party I was expecting them to bring up.

This guy walks up to you. What do you do?

I have gotten so used to the feeling of a good thing happening, followed by something terrible. So, now that my car has passed emissions, that must mean my elbows are going to explode or something.

Now THIS is a fucking deal

Stare into the abyss

I don't need to worry about any physical altercations with intimidation power like this