Dee 🇹🇹
@deediplomat.bsky.social
Unapologetically independent and unbound by any organization.
Sis, there’s no better time than the present. ☕️
One day imma tell the story of how I ended up with two stalkers in two different states 🫠
January 8, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Sis, there’s no better time than the present. ☕️
Bro, it’s been a hell of a week, and it’s only Tuesday!
December 3, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Bro, it’s been a hell of a week, and it’s only Tuesday!
Is it even Thanksgiving if no one ends up passed out in the driveway? 😂
November 29, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Is it even Thanksgiving if no one ends up passed out in the driveway? 😂
Exactly! 25% off? That’s just a regular Fourth of July sale these days. Black Friday used to be legendary!
black friday sales dont hit like they used it. what imma do with 25% off??
November 27, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Exactly! 25% off? That’s just a regular Fourth of July sale these days. Black Friday used to be legendary!
I’ve come to grips with the fact that my Amazon cart will never be empty. I’ll take one thing out, but somehow three more sneak back in. It’s not a cart—it’s a bottomless pit of “I might need this someday”.
November 27, 2024 at 2:51 PM
I’ve come to grips with the fact that my Amazon cart will never be empty. I’ll take one thing out, but somehow three more sneak back in. It’s not a cart—it’s a bottomless pit of “I might need this someday”.
And when they call, I still don’t pick up—because let’s be real, they could’ve just texted. 🤣
I’ve muted most of my text messages just cuz it don’t be both nothing.. call me if it’s important..
November 27, 2024 at 2:06 PM
And when they call, I still don’t pick up—because let’s be real, they could’ve just texted. 🤣
Even on my day off, I wake up before 7:30. Turns out “sleeping in” is just another myth they forgot to debunk in the adulting handbook.
November 27, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Even on my day off, I wake up before 7:30. Turns out “sleeping in” is just another myth they forgot to debunk in the adulting handbook.
I’d really like it to be 5 PM already so I can start my vacation!
November 25, 2024 at 12:59 PM
I’d really like it to be 5 PM already so I can start my vacation!
Y’all are really disciplined with that PTO—I aspire to be like y’all when I grow up!
The whole week 😩
Who’s off this week? Are y’all off just Thursday, or Thursday and Friday?
November 24, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Y’all are really disciplined with that PTO—I aspire to be like y’all when I grow up!
Oh, excuse me—living the good life!
The whole week 🙂↕️
November 24, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Oh, excuse me—living the good life!
😔, just Thursday? My vote is for you to get your plate first; you’ve earned it!”
November 24, 2024 at 1:11 PM
😔, just Thursday? My vote is for you to get your plate first; you’ve earned it!”
Who’s off this week? Are y’all off just Thursday, or Thursday and Friday?
November 24, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Who’s off this week? Are y’all off just Thursday, or Thursday and Friday?
Okay…🕰️🥼🔬
Doctor Who, of course
November 24, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Okay…🕰️🥼🔬
Oh my gosh, yes! How could I forget Frank Gallagher? Shameless was a wild ride!
Weeds, Shameless, Survivor, Big Brother, Hells Kitchen, …
Name a TV series that’s been on air for at least 5 years, and you’ve watched every single episode.
Me: Game of Thrones.
Me: Game of Thrones.
November 24, 2024 at 6:21 AM
Oh my gosh, yes! How could I forget Frank Gallagher? Shameless was a wild ride!
Hmm, I haven’t seen Homicide: Life on the Street.
That had to be Homicide Life On The Streets. I watched all seven seasons, the Law and Order cross overs and the movie. I even followed Munch to SVU lol. Team Pembleton and Bayless lol.
Name a TV series that’s been on air for at least 5 years, and you’ve watched every single episode.
Me: Game of Thrones.
Me: Game of Thrones.
November 24, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Hmm, I haven’t seen Homicide: Life on the Street.
Grey’s Anatomy fans are built different—y’all have been riding this rollercoaster for decades!
November 24, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Grey’s Anatomy fans are built different—y’all have been riding this rollercoaster for decades!
Yeah, SVU had me in a chokehold for a few years too! Mariska never missed!
This was Law and Order SVU up until like 2020.
I don’t think I have a current show that’s been on for that long that I must watch anymore.
I don’t think I have a current show that’s been on for that long that I must watch anymore.
Name a TV series that’s been on air for at least 5 years, and you’ve watched every single episode.
Me: Game of Thrones.
Me: Game of Thrones.
November 24, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Yeah, SVU had me in a chokehold for a few years too! Mariska never missed!
“Grey’s Anatomy”? Now that’s commitment—19+ season 👀
Grey's Anatomy
Name a TV series that’s been on air for at least 5 years, and you’ve watched every single episode.
Me: Game of Thrones.
Me: Game of Thrones.
November 24, 2024 at 5:41 AM
“Grey’s Anatomy”? Now that’s commitment—19+ season 👀
Name a TV series that’s been on air for at least 5 years, and you’ve watched every single episode.
Me: Game of Thrones.
Me: Game of Thrones.
November 24, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Name a TV series that’s been on air for at least 5 years, and you’ve watched every single episode.
Me: Game of Thrones.
Me: Game of Thrones.
Can you even imagine back in the day when you actually had to get up and go to the store for Christmas shopping? Fighting crowds, hauling bags…now it’s just click, click, click—confirm-order in sweatpants. What a time to be alive!
November 24, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Can you even imagine back in the day when you actually had to get up and go to the store for Christmas shopping? Fighting crowds, hauling bags…now it’s just click, click, click—confirm-order in sweatpants. What a time to be alive!
Just put up my Christmas decorations, and I’m already questioning why I thought untangling lights would be a “fun” holiday activity. Is it even Christmas if you don’t spend 30 minutes trying to figure out why one bulb ruins the whole strand?
November 24, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Just put up my Christmas decorations, and I’m already questioning why I thought untangling lights would be a “fun” holiday activity. Is it even Christmas if you don’t spend 30 minutes trying to figure out why one bulb ruins the whole strand?
Shoot, take it a step further—having to pay for #DATA put natural guardrails on how much time we spent online. Even with computers, we were still outside more!
Millennials didnt grow up w/ a societal embracing of the internet. There were LOTS of guardrails in the form of:
- computer classes teaching what REAL sources were (.org, .net, .com differences, what BLOGS were and how they werent news)
- safety classes about predators & the internet being FOREVER
- computer classes teaching what REAL sources were (.org, .net, .com differences, what BLOGS were and how they werent news)
- safety classes about predators & the internet being FOREVER
November 23, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Shoot, take it a step further—having to pay for #DATA put natural guardrails on how much time we spent online. Even with computers, we were still outside more!
Anyone seen Gladiator II yet? Thinking about checking it out tonight—
November 23, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Anyone seen Gladiator II yet? Thinking about checking it out tonight—
Well, ‘No Child Left Behind’ really ended up leaving a lot of kids behind.
Too many people haven’t touched a book since they graduated high school and it shows.
November 23, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Well, ‘No Child Left Behind’ really ended up leaving a lot of kids behind.
Absolutely! Nothing says ‘happy holidays’ like a little rebellion wrapped in a bow!
Who else thinks that buying banned books as presents is a great idea this year?
November 23, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Absolutely! Nothing says ‘happy holidays’ like a little rebellion wrapped in a bow!