Deeps
@deeeps.bsky.social
Pro Caramac. Very pro Ange Capuozzo. Kerrygold evangelist. Anti baked beans and Matt Mills. Yet to take a decisive view on kiwi fruit.
I’m becoming the guy who asks ‘can you jump on a quick call’
Either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
Either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
December 12, 2024 at 5:41 PM
I’m becoming the guy who asks ‘can you jump on a quick call’
Either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
Either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
there’s a dog in the pub!!
it’s TINY!!!!
barmaid has it in her arms 🥰
😦 but
now pulling pints 🍺
😷 unhygenic
it’s TINY!!!!
barmaid has it in her arms 🥰
😦 but
now pulling pints 🍺
😷 unhygenic
November 19, 2024 at 7:27 PM
there’s a dog in the pub!!
it’s TINY!!!!
barmaid has it in her arms 🥰
😦 but
now pulling pints 🍺
😷 unhygenic
it’s TINY!!!!
barmaid has it in her arms 🥰
😦 but
now pulling pints 🍺
😷 unhygenic
TV gym guy named after a hardware store. One day I’ll tell you so.
November 19, 2024 at 7:12 AM
TV gym guy named after a hardware store. One day I’ll tell you so.
Don’t say: ‘I need to socialise this within the business’
Do say: ‘I’m sending an email’
Do say: ‘I’m sending an email’
November 18, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Don’t say: ‘I need to socialise this within the business’
Do say: ‘I’m sending an email’
Do say: ‘I’m sending an email’
On Thursdays we die on hills:
Don’t care about the reasons behind it - the scoville scale is ridiculous. So dumb to be saying something is ‘1 million units’. Grow up
Don’t care about the reasons behind it - the scoville scale is ridiculous. So dumb to be saying something is ‘1 million units’. Grow up
November 14, 2024 at 6:42 PM
On Thursdays we die on hills:
Don’t care about the reasons behind it - the scoville scale is ridiculous. So dumb to be saying something is ‘1 million units’. Grow up
Don’t care about the reasons behind it - the scoville scale is ridiculous. So dumb to be saying something is ‘1 million units’. Grow up
twitter’s obviously a mess but I hate how twee this app is
November 14, 2024 at 3:42 PM
twitter’s obviously a mess but I hate how twee this app is
On Thursdays we die on hills:
You aren’t suddenly an effective colleague because you’ve started using the word ‘cadence’
You aren’t suddenly an effective colleague because you’ve started using the word ‘cadence’
February 1, 2024 at 7:49 PM
On Thursdays we die on hills:
You aren’t suddenly an effective colleague because you’ve started using the word ‘cadence’
You aren’t suddenly an effective colleague because you’ve started using the word ‘cadence’
5am thoughts: I don’t eat nearly enough granola these days
January 29, 2024 at 5:26 AM
5am thoughts: I don’t eat nearly enough granola these days
On Thursdays we die on hills:
As home improvements go, deckings are crap. Slippery, require loads of maintenance, provide easy lodging for rats. Even the ones that don’t fade or warp or rot still look ugly. Rubbish.
As home improvements go, deckings are crap. Slippery, require loads of maintenance, provide easy lodging for rats. Even the ones that don’t fade or warp or rot still look ugly. Rubbish.
December 28, 2023 at 6:53 PM
On Thursdays we die on hills:
As home improvements go, deckings are crap. Slippery, require loads of maintenance, provide easy lodging for rats. Even the ones that don’t fade or warp or rot still look ugly. Rubbish.
As home improvements go, deckings are crap. Slippery, require loads of maintenance, provide easy lodging for rats. Even the ones that don’t fade or warp or rot still look ugly. Rubbish.
Twitter down? For good? Brb just stashing all my draft tweets like they’re worth anything
December 21, 2023 at 6:16 AM
Twitter down? For good? Brb just stashing all my draft tweets like they’re worth anything
On Thursdays we die on hills:
If you’re going for a work Christmas meal with a pre-set festive menu to choose from, it is your duty to order the dishes that require a ‘supplement’ charge. You’re worth more than the price gouging options. Squeeze the company card all you can.
If you’re going for a work Christmas meal with a pre-set festive menu to choose from, it is your duty to order the dishes that require a ‘supplement’ charge. You’re worth more than the price gouging options. Squeeze the company card all you can.
December 7, 2023 at 8:36 PM
On Thursdays we die on hills:
If you’re going for a work Christmas meal with a pre-set festive menu to choose from, it is your duty to order the dishes that require a ‘supplement’ charge. You’re worth more than the price gouging options. Squeeze the company card all you can.
If you’re going for a work Christmas meal with a pre-set festive menu to choose from, it is your duty to order the dishes that require a ‘supplement’ charge. You’re worth more than the price gouging options. Squeeze the company card all you can.