Woke up at 3, finally fell back to sleep around 5. Woke up at 530. At least the dog got an extra long walk.

I mean, if CR can shave a % off his chase rate and muscle up a tiny bit, we’re talking about a 5 WAR guy. I’m hoping AC leaves him alone in the 9 hole / CF. Feels like he can be to the Sox what Scott Brosius was to the Yankees - a gold glove 9 hole hitter with pop and that mysterious clutch ability.

I read this as the wizard of oz saying it to Mike Johnson

Cletus line incoming???

My one year old didn’t play with her poop while I was changing her and we celebrated that.

@reed.senate.gov @whitehouse.senate.gov @amo.house.gov @magaziner.house.gov come on people, nut up. The most pathetic group of sycophants in the federal government should be paying a much bigger price than they have to date.

I would argue Barron is the most Gump-coded of the Trump family.

Another industry killed by millennials

Duran looked awful at the plate and in the field for all 3 games. Especially in big spots.

And yet they want to fire and jail people for making Charlie Kirk jokes

Believe it or not, some of us have real life friends we talk to during games

Whining about others calling out umps that helped your team win isn’t either.

Terrible umpiring tonight. Can’t wait to see his scorecard.