Deej Sullivan
@deejsullivan.bsky.social
Attempted writer, slow reader, cinema-goer, dog owner, and long-suffering Plymouth Argyle fan.
Ah crap, I was trying to summon Cthulhu but got Cooper, again.
December 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Ah crap, I was trying to summon Cthulhu but got Cooper, again.
Have you got your Christmas bleach? It's not Christmas until you've got your Christmas bleach
December 16, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Have you got your Christmas bleach? It's not Christmas until you've got your Christmas bleach
Slavia have always been a horrible bunch of right wing homophobes. Bohemians 1905 are the thinking man's Czech team.
December 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Slavia have always been a horrible bunch of right wing homophobes. Bohemians 1905 are the thinking man's Czech team.
Yes Cooper you're right, it is desperately unfair that I won't take you out to play in storm Bram. Amber weather warnings don't apply to dogs you say? I guess I'm just a bastard then yes, I know. Maybe next time.
December 9, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Yes Cooper you're right, it is desperately unfair that I won't take you out to play in storm Bram. Amber weather warnings don't apply to dogs you say? I guess I'm just a bastard then yes, I know. Maybe next time.
Bit blowy on that Burgh Island but better than bloody bastard Argyle
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Bit blowy on that Burgh Island but better than bloody bastard Argyle
Yet another tedious and uninspired first half from Argyle, as sure as night follows day to be followed by a second half collapse. I'd recommend watching She Rides Shotgun on Amazon Prime instead if you haven't already. I'm biased of course, but it really is very good.
December 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Yet another tedious and uninspired first half from Argyle, as sure as night follows day to be followed by a second half collapse. I'd recommend watching She Rides Shotgun on Amazon Prime instead if you haven't already. I'm biased of course, but it really is very good.
His agent will be busy scouring the fifa rulebook for loopholes to get him the hell out of here in January. I *think* he could move to MLS, China, or a few Scandinavian leagues.
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 AM
His agent will be busy scouring the fifa rulebook for loopholes to get him the hell out of here in January. I *think* he could move to MLS, China, or a few Scandinavian leagues.
In better news, my pal Nick's sophomore movie is currently number one worldwide on Amazon Prime Video. If you haven't watched She Rides Shotgun yet, you should. It's great. He's great. It'll make you great (probably). Do it.
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
In better news, my pal Nick's sophomore movie is currently number one worldwide on Amazon Prime Video. If you haven't watched She Rides Shotgun yet, you should. It's great. He's great. It'll make you great (probably). Do it.
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 AM
On my first night in Amsterdam after quitting my job and moving there in my early 20s, I managed to blag a last minute ticket to see Jimmy Cliff at the Paradiso. As introductions go it was a great one. RIP superstar.
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
On my first night in Amsterdam after quitting my job and moving there in my early 20s, I managed to blag a last minute ticket to see Jimmy Cliff at the Paradiso. As introductions go it was a great one. RIP superstar.
I'd drink in that pub
November 22, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I'd drink in that pub
Wayne Rooney's Plymouth Argyle beat Sunderland last season and Miron Muslic got a draw at the Stadium of Light hahahaha lololol 😭😭😭
November 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Wayne Rooney's Plymouth Argyle beat Sunderland last season and Miron Muslic got a draw at the Stadium of Light hahahaha lololol 😭😭😭
Find yourself someone who looks at you the way Cooper looks at a cow's trachea stuffed with beef dripping and venison
November 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Find yourself someone who looks at you the way Cooper looks at a cow's trachea stuffed with beef dripping and venison
He's loopy and he's spooky
Mysteriously poopy
He's super duper Coopy
The Cooper family
Mysteriously poopy
He's super duper Coopy
The Cooper family
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
He's loopy and he's spooky
Mysteriously poopy
He's super duper Coopy
The Cooper family
Mysteriously poopy
He's super duper Coopy
The Cooper family
Score a hattrick on your birthday against City and you'll never have to pay for a round of spicy spuds ever again, kid.
October 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Score a hattrick on your birthday against City and you'll never have to pay for a round of spicy spuds ever again, kid.
How could I possibly resist? It's like all my Janner Christmases came at once
October 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
How could I possibly resist? It's like all my Janner Christmases came at once
Bit late for that lads.
October 20, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Bit late for that lads.
Easy money. Happy birthday to me.
October 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Easy money. Happy birthday to me.
That's Cooper dog booked in for a CT scan tomorrow morning. The price may have made me want to feed myself scrotum-first into the nearest industrial smelter, but he is, I suppose, worth it.
The picture is what I returned from my own hospital trip to, yesterday. He's such a dickhead.
The picture is what I returned from my own hospital trip to, yesterday. He's such a dickhead.
October 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
That's Cooper dog booked in for a CT scan tomorrow morning. The price may have made me want to feed myself scrotum-first into the nearest industrial smelter, but he is, I suppose, worth it.
The picture is what I returned from my own hospital trip to, yesterday. He's such a dickhead.
The picture is what I returned from my own hospital trip to, yesterday. He's such a dickhead.
Nothing will ever top this
October 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Nothing will ever top this
I hear Robert Eggers and Willem Defoe are looking for werewolves on Dartmoor. I might be able to help with that, chaps.
October 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I hear Robert Eggers and Willem Defoe are looking for werewolves on Dartmoor. I might be able to help with that, chaps.
I went to my niece's fifth birthday party today - aka the longest, loudest, and most tiring two hours you'll ever spend doing basically nothing. Luckily I discovered a secret library room in the village community centre with an honesty box and managed to come home with this excellent haul. Worth it.
September 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I went to my niece's fifth birthday party today - aka the longest, loudest, and most tiring two hours you'll ever spend doing basically nothing. Luckily I discovered a secret library room in the village community centre with an honesty box and managed to come home with this excellent haul. Worth it.
He's the one
Who likes getting yellow cards
And he shoots from 20 yards
And it goes in off the bar
And he's Bradley Ibrahim
Bradley Ibrahim
And we say
#pafc
Who likes getting yellow cards
And he shoots from 20 yards
And it goes in off the bar
And he's Bradley Ibrahim
Bradley Ibrahim
And we say
#pafc
September 20, 2025 at 6:41 AM
He's the one
Who likes getting yellow cards
And he shoots from 20 yards
And it goes in off the bar
And he's Bradley Ibrahim
Bradley Ibrahim
And we say
#pafc
Who likes getting yellow cards
And he shoots from 20 yards
And it goes in off the bar
And he's Bradley Ibrahim
Bradley Ibrahim
And we say
#pafc