Arrests. What a boob. He meant roundup. Because most of the time there's no warrant. Government sanctioned terrorism.

The middle class will cease to exist. This includes those who voted for this.

Lived there for 11 years. Good place.

Turns out he was telling the truth when he said he could grab 'em by the p*ssy.

Nothing to see here, move along quickly. Sir, if you don't move along, you're going to be detained.

I guess the first sweetheart deal he took was nothing, too?

I did not know you were published. If hard copies are in existence, could I get a signed copy?

We could tell you, judge, but then we'll have to kill you. *Cue* The richest crank in the world enters with a chainsaw.

I think the only real thing she knows about Reuters is that it rhymes with goiters, which is what is currently resides in the space that may once have held a brain.

Right? Even with a blue toilet bowl disc in the tank, his toilet bowl contents will still be green.

The current DOJ received their educations at the Barbizon School of Law; where you can be a lawyer or just look like one.

And in a moment of lightheartedness, can I ask everyone to please start pronouncing Musk's first name like "Ellen" when speaking?

Yeah you'll get some thumbs up, for sure, Kelly, right up ya ..., that's what peeps be thinkin'.

Some of my best feed entries come from Cracked. Why ask why.

If you recall back to the Citigroup Memo, it was about one vote. One vote means no women voters. One vote means no black or minority voters. One vote means no unemployed or poverty level votes. Why do they even need votes when we end up with a dictator? Trump already said the quiet part out loud.

Grew up on it; glad you enjoy it. There's a lot more out there. If it weren't for Trump and Dump Co., this would be a great time to be alive.

I think my friends thought I was joking when I advised several things, as follows: contact your bank and get your checking account numbers changed (and start working with paper for pete's sakes, request paper refunds); get a new debit/credit card; start withdrawing some cash.